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Madame Million's Horoscopes
By Madame Million
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Go out for pizza! No, seriously, something about pizza this month will be creatively inspiring. Try some toppings you don't normally choose, maybe artichoke hearts or something. You'll have some computer issues to resolve this month.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Don't even bother trying to start new projects this month. If you have ideas, jot them down somewhere, but this is definitely the month for going back to old projects and adding some finishing touches. Add ink or color to that pencil sketch, or finish editing that rough draft!

Aries (March 21 - April 20)
You will find inspiration in the oddest places this month; the laundry basket, the back of the fridge... Watch that biting sense of humor, though, or you'll accidentally offend someone. You may not even realize that you've offended them until much later. Don't abuse sticky notes..

Taurus (April 21 - May 20)
Look out world! You will be a creating madperson this month! It may not all be top-quality, but the abundance of product will be quite rewarding, and you will spawn several near-brilliant ideas. Just watch that towering ego, or your head won't fit through doors by next month.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Color! You must incorporate more color into your life and your creations. Even hot pink has its purpose. Avoid irritating people this month in particular, or keep your mouth shut. You may consider taking on a new form of exercise to work off extra frustrations that come from work.

Cancer (June 21 - July 20)
Regret is the theme of the month, but don't let it get you down. Just remember what you have regretted when you make future plans. Some 'what-if' art and writing will be inspired, and you will be pleasantly surprised by the results. Pick up any coins you find on the ground!

Leo (July 21 - August 21)
It will take a great deal of discipline, but if you can muster the will, this month will be a record in quality accomplishments. You'll increase your skills, produce a lot of creative ideas, and turn out some products that will make you proud. But it will take will power and dedication, so no slacking off allowed!

Virgo (August 22 - September 22)
A low month for finished products, you'll still have a lot of good ideas. Your computer situation will be more irritating that usual, and you'll be very tempted towards murder a few times this month. Just remind yourself that no one's /really/ out to get you. It might just feel like it.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Something that has never bothered you before will suddenly seem unbearably irritating. This might be a good thing if it allows you to spot a reoccurring flaw in your own art or writing. Don't feed the wildlife, or you'll end up with rabid squirrels in your bed.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
Make a list of things you want to do this month. Then throw it out. You'll accomplish a lot, but it won't be in the direction that you wanted to go. You will learn something valuable about character or figure interaction, and you should practice with it diligently. You'll be pleased with the results.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20)
Sleep! Whether you're overworked, oversleeping, or not drinking enough coffee, sleep is going to play an important role this month. You may want to start a dream journal, or be better about keeping the one you've started, because the inspiration you gain from your dreams fades quickly.

Capricorn (December 21 - January 19)
Someone will be very afraid of you this month, whether you expect it or not. If you take the time to soothe their fears, and make peace with them, your efforts will be rewarded two-fold. It is a good time to be emotive in your artwork or writing, but avoid cliches.


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