Dear Klimpen,
Hello! I'm a big fan of yours, and have had a problem on my hands for a while now. I've always loved fantasy and fantasy art, and now that I've found elfwood, I love it even more but something is missing. I dont know anyone in real life who I can relate to (as a fantasy artist).The internet is great, but a real person is different. Can you help?
Signed,
Motivational Seeker
Dear Seeker,
You mean, fantasy artists exist outside of Elfwood? Of course, one of the many things that people look for when they have hobbies are other people they can work with. Have you tried seeing if your area has a local Elfwood group? Many have been starting up around the world lately! Also, try checking out fantasy/sci-fi conventions or Renaissance festivals. You will definately see people with the same interests there, and might even spot someone famous!
Dearest Klimpen,
I seem to have a problem with my things moving around. I will distinctly remember putting my rings on my dresser, and they'll be in a room on the other side of the house the next day. And sometimes it will be more important things, like my driver's license. At first I thought I was going insane, but I'm starting to wonder if it's faeries... Any ideas on how to get them to stop without having them go away completely?
Sincerely,
Faerie-Plagued Child
Dear FPC,
Seems like the work of a cat to me- I mean, a faery. Yes, a faery. What you want to do is put out things they like, possibly some plants to chew on or something shiny to play with. Maybe something with a bell in it... Um, yes. That should take care of the faery problem.
*Klimpen wanders away to play with some of Thomas' things...*
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