* Hermes wables and stuff
<Hermes> wavles
<Solenna> byebye
<Bunny> nighters
<Bunny> I like the wables better
* Hermes gives up! No more typo corrections... form now on you get what I post.
<Hermes> From! FROM!
<Hermes> wait... I wasn't gonna do that no more.


* Iscariot waits for inspiration to strike her x.o
*** Tarlia is now known as Inspiration
* Inspiration beats Syl to a pulp.
* Iscariot flies into the nearest wall, gets imbedded x.o
<Inspiration> hey, that's the Wall of Arses. if you wanna be embedded in it, your arse has to be facing out.


* Ciri watches a bug smash into her window screen
<Tarlia> dum bug
<Tarlia> bah dumbug!


* arcane is spreading her dirtyness around like chicken pox
* Julsey is infected
<arcane> if you haven't had it already, you'll get it ;)
<Julsey> And once you've had it, it stays with you forever. :)
* Rain[afk] has had 'em already, so is safe ;P
<Julsey> The joy of virii
* Aytin is imune
<arcane> must mean you've already had some dirtyness


<Striyfer> Hmm. I seem to have dropped a steak knife on my foot.
<Rainy> o.o
<Solenna> owwie.
<Solenna> are you alright?
<KittyRavey> ... the human foot must be the worst thing to eat...
<Striyfer> oh yeah i'm fine.
<KittyRavey> it's all bones, no meat


<Moon_Fox> I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO SAY YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR THE CAMERA ;p
<Moon_Fox> ;.;
<Moon_Fox> I hate caps
<Zeke> heyo Kimbler, Sol
<Solenna> ow. caps.
*** Solenna Quit (Quit: ...)
<Hermes> we hate caps, too
<Zeke> she took those caps awfully personally


<Rain> awww *patpats Kim*
*** Moon_Fox Quit (Quit: )
<Hermes> you patpatted her too hard. She broke


* MrCynical mutters
<Ciri> what?
<MrCynical> explorer just died... for no reason
<Hermes> I'm sure it had its reasons...
<Hermes> ...maybe it just got tired of waiting for you to make a commitment. Ever think of that?


<Ciri> --> Remember that "tu" is informal and ought to be used only with friends, relatives or people with whom you are well acquainted.
<BlackTalonAFK> tu?
<BlackTalonAFK> tu tu?
* Grizz has put on some weight recently... wears a three-three


<KassFireborn> Non-Alcoholic Cyn: It's Refreshing. It's Depressing! Try it today!


<Cleanin_Yawg> stupid internet
* MrCynical thinks the problem lies BM&C
<Cleanin_Yawg> BM&C?
<MrCynical> between monitor and chair...
* MrCynical snickers and runs off


*** MrCyniClone Quit (Quit: Danger: User exited improperly. Termination of program incomplete. Munchkins released.)


<TryingToDraw_Yawg> Must go walkies... biab
*** TryingToDraw_Yawg is now known as Yawg_Walkies
* CiriArting looks at Yawg's nick.
<CiriArting> I wonder if he knows about indoor plumbing yet.
* Tarlia read that as .... never mind what she read that as. >.<
<Rainy> probably not
<Lucas> I'm surprised we even let him on the furniture.
<Grizz> you actually let him on the furniture?
<Lucas> I don't... it ain't my room.
<Lucas> I just avoid work here.
<Tarlia> eeew...we sit/lie/roll/faceplant on the furniture!


<Moon_Fox> *I th8ink *I just f5r8ied m7y ke7yboa5rd


*** Ciri changes topic to 'Official Chat for Elfwood Writers ][ http://www.xercix.com/wyverns/ ][ May Woodworks! http://www.xercix.com/woodworks/ ] "Pinky... are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but what if the Grizz won't wear the beach thong?"'
<Wome> XD
<Noceur> o.o
* Raindance chuckles
<Ravenkind> ROFL
<Grizz> oh, but you know I will ;)
<Ravenkind> and off he goes folks... ladies and gentlemen Grizz just WENT THERE

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<Tarlia> the good friar must have detected a high concentration of heathens in this room and has ran like the coward he is.


<Tarlia> YES YES YES!
<Moon_Fox> Gette is shampooing her hair?


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<Taliddrn> Cynnilicious??? Help....
<MrCynical> eh?
* Taliddrn points up at the topic
<MTKnight> <b>I found them!!<b>
<Taliddrn> This place scares me at times.
* Ciri-writin snickers
<Taliddrn> Make that all of the time.


<MrCynical> brrr
<Solenna> ?
<Solenna> cold?
<Solenna> or was it the chill of death sweeping down to claim the conversation?
<MrCynical> yup, i just ate a bunch of freezies
<Solenna> oh
<MrCynical> and death, that bastard won't leave me alone...


* Ciri gives Gette an optical mouse
<Ravenkind> mmmm optical mouse
<Tarlia> a mouse with no balls.


* Tarlia moisturises
* Grizz pokes Gette
<Grizz> yup, she's moise alright
<Grizz> moise... I'm an idiot :P
<Julsey> hehe
* Tarlia squishes o.o
<Tarlia> ok. i wasn't supposed to be THAT 'moise'


<Cerberus> so, what's been going round?
<Tarlia> I have a line of Jellybean Thongs!
<HMhomework> mmmmm jellybean...
<Tarlia> erm....ok..i wasn't supposed to sound so enthusiastic about that.


<Heleo> Did Disney actually have any good heroines?
* Tarlia is looking for the VCD of Beauty and the beast's 10th annivesary release
<Ravenkind> Jasmine
<Ravenkind> sort of...
<HanSelv> I kinda liked the one in Beauty and the Beast.
<arcane> I liked Belle, she actually read
<arcane> and didn't go for the beefy idiot
<HanSelv> And she didn't go for that idiot.
<CiriArting> That is a great musical
<Ravenkind> hehehehe
<Tarlia> She reads, of course she won't go for beefy idiots ;)
<HanSelv> No...instead, she went for the big hairy guy who held her a prisoner....
<Heleo> However Belle did end up marrying the Beast... grr....
<Ravenkind> Belle was into bondage XD


<Tams> Oh wow.. I have a sudden urge to just -grab- someone x.x;;
<Tarlia> just grab? or did you have something else in mind?
<Cerberus> lol
<Cerberus> Gette's in rare form tonight
<Tams> Wouldn't you like to know Gette? ;)
<Tarlia> actually i dont think i should. Being short of sleep is a dangerous thing. o.-
<Tarlia> I might .... say things
<Tams> I know what you did last night II.. next in theatres.. do -you- remember who you slept.. or didn't sleep with?
<SisTabby> And we might...log things.
<Tams> What are these words coming from my mouth? ;_;
<Tarlia> and the next thing you know, it's on Woodworks and everyone will know what I'm really like.
* CiriArting whistles innocently.


<SisTabby> "I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar bills in batter and frying them. I said, 'There you go again, frittering our money away!'"


<jiriki> As the week of idiots continues.
<Tarlia> Thank you Megan. And now we take you to the World Cup for more news of the dumb. Over to you, Lucas.
* Dawn-in-Earth chortles
<Lucas> thank you, Gette... I'm standing here with the person who came up with the idea of putting labels like "Don't use in bathtub" on hair dryers...


<Tarlia> nuts. I can't play frisbee with this foot.
<Tarlia> er...the running part of the game, that is
<Kyosuke> i'd like to see you catch a frisbee with your feet ^^
<Tarlia> you should see me catch it with my teeth
<Kyosuke> ouch
<Tarlia> woof

* Tarlia always feels weird when saying "Your HTML tags are showing". It's kinda like saying "Your underwear is showing."


* Leenae thinks DBZ characters look constipated when they're 'powering up' XD


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<Solenna> hi! bye! jerk!


* pseudomuffin runs amok.
<pseudomuffin> "amok" is a funny-looking word.
<Keffy> Amok amok amok!
* Kyosuke hands muffin a cleaver. An amok session just ain't complete without one.
* pseudomuffin cackles gleefully
<Kyosuke> watch out for the muffin with the cleaver.
* pseudomuffin is running amok with a cleaver!
<Solenna> muffin with a cleaver in the library?


<Storyteller> what's an oxymoron then?
<Leenae> a pair of words used in a sentence that don't make any sense, like:
<Leenae> goverment intelligence