Madame Million's Horoscopes
by Madame Million
Due to some unforeseen circumstances, there are no horoscopes this month. (Actually, we know what the circumstances are, but I always wanted to say that for a horoscope column.) We regret the inconvenience and would like to remind all readers to stay away from suspicious-looking bakeries. We have reasons to believe that various pieces of pasteries are plotting to avenge their consumed kin.
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