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from #Wyverns_Library & #Lothlorien

From #Wyverns_library

Ryco chews on Tarlia ;-;
* Tarlia patpats Ryco and gives him a cookie
Ryco> Remember me dangit? :P
Tarlia> you? hmm.. now that you mentioned it....
Ryco> yes or no ;p
Tarlia> no *runs away*
* Canthlian cackles as he holds Tarlia's memory of Ryco in his ... shoe....
* Ryco Explodes


Tarlia> that's going into the funnies
Canthlian> One comment and my stupidity is immortalized forever?
Tarlia> we specialise in immortalising stupidity.


KassFireborn> #wl. around here, the perv never stops.
Canthlian> Good grief. That jokes never going to stop, is it Kass?
Canthlian> I just quoted a few of my opinions on #wl, now it's become channel tradition. o_O
Ciri> trust me canth, it didn't start with you
KassFireborn> oh, we were talking about how pervy we all are long before you appeared
Canthlian> Oh. That's alright then.
KassFireborn> I've got an 'Ask me how pervy I am" button.
Canthlian> I was talking about making a small slogan out of it.
KassFireborn> we've done that too
Canthlian> Ah.
KassFireborn> it's even spread. Have you heard some of the Woodworks slogans?
Canthlian> Do I want to?
Ciri> We make your wood work.
Canthlian> @_@
Heath> unf!
arcana> lol
Canthlian> Are all writers as freaky as this bunch?


Canthlian> Ergh. Damn caps lock key.
Canthlian> My keyboard is consipiring against me I tell you!
* MTKnight whispers: "Kill it...!"
* Canthlian stares maniacally at the sledgehammer next to his keyboard
Canthlian> It's after me! Diiiiie!
* Canthlian smashes the keyboard into litt pcs
Canthlian> tpng wth mouse nw. ow


Melusina> hmm.. so many decisions. to bed, or not to bed? if to bed, to read (1) Iris Johanson; (2) HHGTTG; or (3) one of the NaNo novels?
Canthlian> HHGTTG.
Canthlian> It's a classic.
Merrick> go to sleep not in bed and read everything
DrMuffin> yeah. HHGTTG.
DrMuffin> that way you can dream about being eaten by the bugblatter beast of traal.
Melusina> i have that on audio
Melusina> Poetry, with sound effects, was amusing.
DrMuffin> the book on tape or the radio program?
Melusina> downloaded it from audible.com
DrMuffin> I can't remember where I got mine. I have the radio show episodes. very entertaining.
Canthlian> if ( gotobed == true ) { if ( $rand(1,2) == 1 ) { read(HHGTG) } else { if ($rand(1,2) == 1 { read(NaNo) } else { read(IrisJohanson) } }
Canthlian> .... why did I do that?
Melusina> you're bored?
Canthlian> Yes.


Penmage[Lit] glares at thee computer
* Melusina glares at thy computer too
Penmage[Lit]> ooh. It's like the care bear stare, only evil.
Solenna> XD


Floor`> what's shakin all?
Floor`> but especially you rainy my love
Raindance> o.o
Solenna> not too much... done exams, wrapped presents.. just have to make chocolates
* Solenna whispers loudly "run Rainy!"
* Raindance has that "deer in the headlights" look down... o.o
* Floor` whispers loudly in a sol voice "into his waiting arms"
Solenna> XD
Julsey> lol
* Raindance falls over


Solenna> I was great! I laughed SO hard.
Zeke> I was greater!
Ganymedes> -at- it Sol, not -with- it...
* Solenna caught the last 1/2hour-45min on tv
Dawn-Earth> -sol- was great in a movie i hadn't heard about?!!?
Dawn-Earth> whoah
Solenna> at it. oh yeah. definately at it.
Dawn-Earth> sol honey..... rowr
Solenna> it was great! IT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
* Solenna hides


Stuffy> Yuletidian word to da hood, yo.


Little_Fuzzy> Wow... total... text rush


* Cocs^2oo3 has joined #wyverns_library
* Cocs^2oo3 has left #wyverns_library
Melusina> OUR FIRST FLYBY FOR 2003!!!
Melusina> ...somebody shoot me.



From #Lothlorien

Hino_Sakura> Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.


Raindance> I know you too well, Neko... you're up to something :P
Neko> who, me?
Raindance> no... your evil twin sister :P
Raindance> of course you!
Neko> but Rain, you ARE my evil twin sister


* Hermes drips Dew all over the carpeting
Grizz> oh, way to go man
Hermes> sorry, dude... I couldn't control myself.
Grizz> s'alright... happens to the best of us


Hermes> Ruby, there's a Mount Pleasant in Michigan... and a Paradise, Hell, Holland, London, Paris, Moscow and Gaylord.
Vic|NinjaScroll|Query> Yeah Michigan is a mock-state
pseudomuffin> or you could go for a lovely drive through Intercourse, PA.
Grizz> drive through intercourse...
Raindance> o.o
Grizz> I think I just found my new get rich quick scheme


* Rubena seems to have passed on the tupodemons to jedi sis

drgnlvr> Thankies! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Sheepy> *chuckles*
Sheepy> ahh.. I knew dragons' eyes were prismatic, but..
Vic|NinjaScroll|Query> hehe
Hermes> I think she's just vibrating, Sheepy
* Raindance bites her lip


* Hermes rolls Sheepy and tickles her tummy
*** Quits: Sheepy (Ping timeout)
Makie> You killed her!
Hermes> hey, she died laughing


* Kokoro_no_Kurayami looms evilly
* Hermes hands Rama a new skein of yarn


dewkissed> where is a wild lemon when a freshly murdered person needs it?
Neko> nowhere to be found
* RamaStorm dosen't plug, unless someone wishes to see his picture he made in Poser. It's a nekkid man. ::Nods::
Neko> I eat them before hand
Lee|Drawingk> o.o
* Lee|Drawingk saw nekkid man...and Neko eat 'them' o.o; *gets bad thoughts*


Leenae> i had a wierd dream last night too...
Hermes> did it involve lemmings and peanut butter, Lee?
Leenae> no, herm
Hermes> ok
Hermes> just checking


ResidentCynic> You all need hobbies.
Hermes> like mocking people?
* Hermes mocks RC
ResidentCynic> Yeah!
Hermes> *mockmockmock*


* Hermes actually -hears- Kylie Minogue and Lalalas his way over to Rainy
Sheepy> does making terrain for wargames count as art? other than that, Ihaven't done anything since I don't know when
Raindance> brb
Hermes> It just came on in my playlist
Allegro_Dragonstorm> poor hermes
Hermes> Rainy... you wound me with your awayness


* Sarcasm dances across the room
(Imagine that ^_~ )


*** ricegurl is now known as Celt
Hermes> ô.ô
Zeke> !
Celt> Hey Hermes, Zeke, Leafy and assorted other Lothies
* drgnlvr catches Hermes, as he faints
* Hermes sets a snare for the elusive Celt
Celt> :o)
* Zeke runs through the crowd and leaps on Celt
Hermes> "Heeeere Celtceltcelt..."
Raindance> hey Celt
Celt> Dang, I get alot of bruises coming in here


* Anty tiptoes away.
Grieving> Noooo!!!!
Anty> Sneaaaky sneaky anty!
Anty> I will!
* Grieving stomps on Anty
* Neko squishes Anty
Grieving> Will not!
Wildmage> You're not too sneaky, Anty, when you keep shouting "sneaky Anty".


* Fallen_Wyvern hums the imperial march.
* Hermes breathes heavily into a tin can
* Fallen_Wyvern dresses neko up in a gold bikinni, BW in black robes, puts a green muppet on DW's hand and makes Hermes, Anty's father
Fallen_Wyvern> and I'm chewwie!
Fallen_Wyvern> Rwarrr!
* Hermes looks at Anty: "I don't see any resemblance..."


Hermes> Yeah... you like watching me co...*shuts up*
Grizz> thank goodness. Imagine the repricussions
Neko> lmao
Hermes> repRICussions?
* Grizz snickers
Hermes> so sad... it used to be reprecussions... now its all related to me...


Alchemist> I love this advertisement.
Alchemist> "Ghouls, Shifting Breeds, Friendly Staff and Players".
* Alchemist ponders playing a Friendly Staff member.


HM> A fun typo in woodworks ^^ "It was an animal of superstition, it was an animal of purity only to be touched and tamed by those who still regained their virginity." think they meant retained? XD
joker|d00dling> lol
Hermes> I wanna know the secret if they didn't




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