From #Wyverns_library

* Canthlian (~Canthlian@...) Quit (Ping timeout)
Tarlia> Ping likes him
Tams> oh yea
Tarlia> She must be in the mood for boy toys tonight.
Tams> hehe


* Draco_Platina has joined #wyverns_library
Draco_Platina> hello.
Draco_Platina> ... they be dead.
Canthlian> Yes, we're dead.
Canthlian> *Shifty eyes*
Canthlian> Nope, not having an orgy... not having an orgy at all...
Draco_Platina> hmm. Is it a tasteful orgy?
Canthlian> What orgy?!? What do you know?!? Who told you!?!
Canthlian> ... wait, I'm a #wl-ite, why am I bothering?
Canthlian> It's a carnal riot of debauchery so eyewateringly filthy that it's been banned in 17 countries.
Draco_Platina> hm. not the US though, right?
Canthlian> Yes, even the US.
Canthlian> We're illegal #wl-ites. >:)
Draco_Platina> ah. must be pretty bad to be outlawed in the US.
Canthlian> This is #wl. You even have to ask?
Draco_Platina> no. guess not.


Canthlian> Because if you DO post that, I'll take you down with me. Remember that night a couple of weeks ago involving the koala, the ginger beer bottle, and the 3 strippers?
Melusina> no.
Canthlian> Exactly.
Canthlian> Blackmail in self defence is such a wonderful thing...
Melusina> blackmail? If I remembered it, it'll be all over wlquotes by now.
Canthlian> ...................................
Canthlian> Good point. Very good point.
Canthlian> How do you blackmail someone with no shame? o_O
Melusina> can't blackmail anyone who has--- yeah what you said


Raindance> I'm so bored ;-;
Raindance> I don't want to finish stripping
Raindance> my desk!
Moon_Fox> ...
Moon_Fox> O.O
Raindance> ummm...
Moon_Fox> Meg..
Raindance> bad enter key...


Canthlian> Feared the universe over for it's destructive power, the papercut has caused plague and famine on a scale never before seen.
Raindance> you scare me...


* KassFireborn cracks up
* SisTabby picks up the pieces.
* Melusina breaks out the superglue
KassFireborn> **peices vibrate and say** oh dear
* KassFireborn is now known as KassPeices
* Melusina hears several dozen pieces of Kass choruses "Oh dear"
Melusina> you guys need to work on your harmony
KassPeices> sorry
Melusina> Glue?
SisTabby> You also need to work on your spelling.


Storyteller> I seem to have an anti-flikker mode.
* Storyteller ponders. Did the translaters realise that "flikker" is a dutch word for gay?
Storyteller> hrm
Storyteller> The mode is set to "adjustable"


Azazel> ahh, things would be a lot easier if gette were online right now
Zeke> that's your answer for everything.
Azazel> yes
* KassFireborn composes a message
KassFireborn> "Dear Gette: your plan to make #wl totally dependant on you is proceeding well. Please give further instructions. Your obidient servant; Kass."


Canthlian: Kass and Gette seem to conspire together where I'm concerned.
Canthlian: I don't get opposing projects, but I get projects!
Tygress> heh
Canthlian> For example, I mentioned I was bored, and found myself tied up in a net and being forced to proof-read rules documents.
Tygress> You know, if they ever joined forces on one specific project... my god, it'd be like black hole, sucking the entire known world in it's wake..
* Tygress shudders
Canthlian> They have already.
Canthlian> That's why it's so dark outside.
* Tygress looks..
Canthlian> If it's bright there, that's the time differential.
Tygress> oh my god, it's happened. Run, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Its KassaGetton!!!
Canthlian> XD
Canthlian> Don't worry. #wl project food will be safe.
Canthlian> They need someone to tidy the floors in Project Hell.


* Canthlian idly wonders what number wonder of the world he is
Dawn-Earth> 666 ;)

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From #Lothlorien

* fatima bounces about, wrapping squirrel tail around Rama
* Avaz[Spell_Writing] goes through his spell list, and has Defense Sphere cast aruond himself and his Rama Brother. ^_^
* fatima squirrel eats through sphere
* RamaStorm decides fatima must be a large squirrel, as he's rather too large for a tail wrap of anyplace
fatima> Never comment on a lady's size Rama!


* Zeke is tired of shampoo. wants real poo


Hermes> Chessty just needs to remember to put the typo dæmons back int he closet when she's done with them.
Chess> ...
* Chess tries to squash the daemon in her closet
* Chess as well hides all 'T's from hermes
Chess> :P
Hermes> Dammi !
Chess> ^-^
Hermes> I wan ha " " back!
Chess> no chance.
* Chess sits down on the Ts.
RivoClavis> s op i !
Chess> ...
Hermes> yeah... 'cause i s no funny anymore!
* Chess catches the ts and sits down on them as well
RivoClavis> his sucks big ime!
* Chess just confused herself o.o
* Chess falls from the t's, they escape and run her over @_@
RivoClavis> Chess, aren' " "'s qui e poin y?
Chess> .... @_@ ?
Chess> @_@!!


Tyto_Alba> We can all count on Hermes being the first to desecrate virgin posting ground. >.>
fatima> every volleyball tournament, they called out sh*t
Tyto_Alba> How'd they call the *?
Hermes> shasteriskt!
DragonYosh> easy, penny
Tyto_Alba> XD XD
DragonYosh> Exactly
ND4SPDR> There's nothing wrong with the word shit in this channel.
DragonYosh> or "s-star-it"
* Anty starcrafts at DragonYosh
* Tyto_Alba laughs and laughs and stuff
Raindance> it's other words...
Hermes> hence the teasing, ND. :)
Tyto_Alba> That's my new word.
Tyto_Alba> Shasteriskt.
* DragonYosh STARCRAFTS BACK
DragonYosh> =D =D =D
fatima> I try to avoid it, as I work with kids. I don't need it or worse to just pop out one day at work.
Tyto_Alba> Fasterisk?
Hermes> lol
Tyto_Alba> Dasteriskm
DragonYosh> Oooo
Tyto_Alba> Son of a Basterisktch.
Tyto_Alba> Hmmm...
* Tyto_Alba sighs.
* Tyto_Alba pines some more.
* leafykitty oaks
* Tyto_Alba birches
* leafykitty dogflowers
Tyto_Alba> ...dogflower?
leafykitty> .. dogflowering sounds like some exotic sexual position :/
Tyto_Alba> dogwood you mean?
Tyto_Alba> ovO
leafykitty> .. thats what i mean
leafykitty> t
leafykitty> roflmao
Tyto_Alba> XD
Ryoshi> ... what exactly DOESN'T sound like some exotic sexual position to you?
* Tyto_Alba falls over laughing!
Allegro_Dragonstorm> I don't think I'm going to get married.... my standards are too high
Ganymedes> I don't think I'm going to get married either... I'm too much of a slut.
ReginaMB> lol
Ganymedes> ...that and, well, it wouldn't be recognized by 48 of the 50 states.
Ryoshi> .
Allegro_Dragonstorm> o.o
Ryoshi> i think they can recognize a slut when they see one ;D
* Raindance gets a bell on a piece of string and sneaks up on DW.... ties the bell to him and runs!
Tyto_Alba> o/` Just hear that big wuff ting-a-ling, ring-ding-ding-a-ling tooo... you know it's lovely weather for a run from a predator tooo... o/` >.>
* Tyto_Alba goes back to running around in circles.
Ryoshi> heheh
* Raindance laughs
Zeke> *L*
Raindance> XD
Chess|Writing> ...? oo
Shaitan> This entire thing is a bunch of quickies.
Sin> On which one is the best.
Scribble> bwahahaha
Dark_Wolf> I like quickies :D
Scribble> no comment
Tyto_Alba> XD
Shaitan> ooops. that came out wrong, didn't it.
* Rivo|F00ding goes around pulling all the false beards in #loth to find Bosq®
Lullaby> Bosq isn't hiding behind a fake beard.
* Rivo|F00ding looks up the dresses then?
* Raindance falls over as the scotsman comes on her playlist x.x
Tyto_Alba> . . .
Tyto_Alba> Ohhh the places you'll go. >.>
* Raindance considers rewording that...
Raindance> nah...
Tyto_Alba> You know, this gutter is niiiice.
j0ker|w0rk> ^^
* Tyto_Alba splashes at Rainy.
* Raindance wallows in the gutter
* Raindance splashes Penny back
Raindance> eew poo-gas.... I hate poo- gas...
* Becca just laughs!
Tyto_Alba> XD
Tyto_Alba experimentally places a nice chaise lounge in front of Hermes.
* Hermes does -not- chaise the lounge...
* Tyto_Alba makes note of this and tries an ottoman.
* Hermes uses it to construct an empire
* Tyto_Alba notes "creative use of podiatric furnishings" and impliments the sofa principle.
* Hermes notes that so-fa his ottoman empire is not accomplishing all that much, so sets out a ridiculous lounge for his subjects to chaise
Hermes> its like the holy grail to my people.
* Tyto_Alba chaises after the lounge.
* Hermes hires a chairman to see after the chaising of the lounge while he takes care of things from the throne
* joker|nwM de-puns Hermes
* Hermes gives out deskriptions of what he wishes from his cabinet, then recliners.
* Hermes hears news he just can't sit for from the Filing Cabinet Chair and comes up with a counter.


* Joins: Storyteller
Hermes> hey teller
Tyto_Alba> BOLLOCKS
Hermes> sorry, I retract my "hey," Penny.
Hermes> ...didn't mean to piss you off so much, I was just joking.
Hermes> ;þ
Storyteller> hello
* Tyto_Alba spits her tongue out at Hermes. :p
* Hermes tosses it back
Hermes> no thanks, I already have one.
Hermes> ...it was a nice gesture, though
* Quits: Tyto_Alba (Connection reset by peer)
Hermes> o.ô
* Joins: Tyto_Alba
Tyto_Alba> Mrrrr....
* Hermes didn't do it! Honest! ô.ô
Tyto_Alba> The lesson children, never mock a god.
* Hermes secretly appoints Peer to the head of his Cabinet of Cans.


Tyto_Alba> Today is the first day of the rest of your LIFE
* Tyto_Alba runs that way ---->
Mad_Wolf> <----- *bumps into tyto*
* Tyto_Alba falls down about here --><
Tyto_Alba> *thud*
Mad_Wolf> interesting math problem with 0w3ls colliding with wolves
Tyto_Alba> Does it have anything to do with vectors? I'm no good with vectors.

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Collected by Megan Larson and Megan Starks