From #Wyverns_library

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Canthlian> Hey Melusina
Canthlian> Errr. Melusina.
Canthlian> Errrr....... MERRICK!
Canthlian> Geez. My keyboard has a grudge against me. o_O
Merrick> hey Canthlian
Merrick> you must by nice to your keyboard then your keyboard is also nice to you :)
Canthlian> I tried being nice to it, but it took advantage of me.
Merrick> Canthlian: my whole computer hate my, not only the keyboard
Merrick> my = me
Canthlian> Hmm... you may have a point Merrick.
* Canthlian grabs a cyber-bat and threatens to smash the computer into bits repeatedly unless it shapes up
Merrick> that's working better?
* Canthlian Quit (Quit: Read error to Canthlian: Connection reset by Peer)
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Merrick> lol
Canthlian> That was not funny.


Zeke> [22:19] Stelas> NEVER EVER USE TEN EXCLAMATION MARKS [22:19] OR I SHALL KEEL YOU
awriter> !!!!!!!!! *waits for death*
awriter> Er. Must learn to count first before waiting for death...
* SisTabby wants a keel.
SisTabby> It would keep me from capsizing in high winds.
Solenna> !!!!!!!!!!?
Melusina> LOL


* Canthlian is on IRC**
Melusina> imcoming
Melusina> imcoming...
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Raindance> hello Canth
Melusina> first I went "puglish" instead of "publish", now I go "imcoming"


* Storyteller is on IRC**
Melusina> IMCOMING!
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Zeke> heya
Storyteller> hello
Melusina> i'm not gonna bother correcting my spelling today...
Raindance> you know Gette... I wouldn't have noticed you typed it that way until you nentioned it
Raindance> er.... mentioned too
Raindance> o.o;;
* Raindance runs away from Gette and hides
Melusina> it's contageous!!!
Melusina> er....
Canthlian> My my, how the danger has speard.
Canthlian> .... spread.
Raindance> XD
Storyteller> oh dear.
Raindance> The channel that typoes together... stays together....
* Storyteller remains silent...


KassFireborn> gah
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Dawn-Earth> o.o
Dawn-Earth> wow.... i guess when nature calls it really calls...


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MrCynical> kick heath to his comp
Zeke> he's getting there, Mike. working on one of the computers
MrCynical> damn him!
* Zeke does so
*** Signoff: TheGrue (Quit: )
MTKnight> Not the desired effect.
Zeke> or maybe it was
MTKnight> Sneaky..


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Canthlian> 1145 – Breathe...breathe. You are not insane. You are not insane. The Friesian cow that just poked its head around your office door was very very real. It would have been nice if it had had the courtesy not to explode in front of you, but that can't be helped. Scrape the offal off your monitor and centre yourself. You are not insane. You are not insane.
Tarlia> Cows do that to me all the time. Keep a small window wiper thingy in your desk drawer.
Canthlian> XD


Moonsong> See, we Texans freeze at about 50 degrees.
Raindance> it's true
Raindance> we do
KitKat> Gak!
Moonsong> We have very high boiling points, though.
Raindance> we turn into texic.... wait... that would sound bad... nm...
Moonsong> Rainy - I was going there... then I changed my mind, too!! XD
Raindance> XD
Raindance> there's just something not right with texicles XD
KassFireborn> O.O
Moonsong> or texcicles...
Raindance> XD


Penmage> o.O
Penmage> I just got called a Golden Calf.
Cerberus> wuh? o_o
KassFireborn> it's cause you're so sparkly.
Penmage> ...thursday nights in my room. frightening.
* SisTabby worships Bonnie.
Penmage> scary thing is, i actually have a toy cow.
KassFireborn> any second now matt damon will bust in and kill all your top executives
Solenna> Dogma?
KassFireborn> what else?
Penmage> Wait - you mean all of YOU aren't my top execs?
arcana> but of course
* Solenna shrugs
Cerberus> I'm no exec, that's for sure
Cerberus> I'm more of a Dilbert type person
Solenna> me? in charge? wha?
Penmage> yeah, but you're my big brother. it's almost as good.
Cerberus> lol, okay ^^
arcana> come on, you want me to take care of your money?
* Cerberus gives his little sister cookies
KassFireborn> erm...
* KassFireborn considers
* Penmage shares the cookies with her execs
KassFireborn> most of the exec type people in this chan have, naturally, ended up as ops


* SisTabby praises the golden calf.
* Penmage basks in Tabby's praise
Penmage> I like being worshipped. Worship is fun!
* KassFireborn starts warily scanning the street for angels
* SisTabby chuckles at Snopes.
* Penmage glows gently
KassFireborn> bonnie's unconcerned, sure, but that's because they didn't shoot the golden calf!

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From #Lothlorien

Green_Lion> now.. what the heck is going on? hehe
Master> way too many lions
* Blue_Lion shrugs and points at Hermes
* Red_Lion shrugs and points at Raindance


* Mirar is a little disappointed noone wrote "Hi Mi[rz]".
SheepyArting> Mir, you're such a geek :)
Mirar> Maybe...
SheepyArting> don't worry. s'not a bad thing
Mirar> I guess I like geeky girls that understands regexps.
Hermes> boy... and who DOESN'T?


* Raindance shakes her finger at Hermes
* Hermes shakes Raindance's finger back at her
* Raindance bites Hermes
* Hermes claws Rainy
* Kybree steps away from the fighting ops
* Raindance trims Hermes' claws
* OtakuRaver glomps kybree
* Hermes files Raindance's teeth
* Kybree wonders what "glomps" is
OtakuRaver> ...
Mirar> Hey Leaf
* Raindance huffs and sits on her snail
OtakuRaver> it's very dirty, you don't want to know.
OtakuRaver> hey mirar ^.^
* Hermes salts Rainy's snail
Raindance> !
* Kybree gives OtakuRaver a look
* OtakuRaver snickers
* OtakuRaver curls up on Mirar's head ^.^
* Raindance cooks Hermes' snail in a nice sauce
Hermes> ô.ô
* Hermes beers Raindance's snail
* Raindance feeds Hermes' snail to a three toed sloth
Hermes> Blasphemy!!
* Hermes feeds Raindance's snail to Makaber
* Raindance gasps!
* Raindance pouts lisciously at Hermes
* Hermes minogues about the dancefloor
Raindance> poor melvin
* Raindance retrieves her snail
* Hermes pulls a spare snail from his pocket
Makaber> how come i always get involved in stuff
Makaber> ?
* Raindance puts that lemon Wild gave her to good use and patpats her snail.. good as new
Hermes> you're an easy target?
Valandar> Because you let yourself?
Makaber> im not even here! really, im not
Makaber> tsk.
Makaber> you just want me for my body.
* Hermes breaks out the snail polish and makes his new one all gleamy


Raindance> this conversation has turned weird... o.o
Mirar> How about bee wax? Makes bees shine?
Hermes> *nod*
SheepyArting> they all do, Rain. it's natural.
Hermes> nooo... that's what bees use to make candle so they can see intheir hives at night
Mirar> I though they used paraffin for that.
Hermes> not bees
Hermes> they use wax candles


Imdaewen> for me moby phone
* Hermes wonders what part of Moby's anatomy Imd would speak into.


Red_Lion> "cu" is not a phrase! It's what pigeons with beak impediments say


ivyroses> *l* my kitten is possessed & my kids are demon spawns
Raindance> gee.. I wonder where they get it from...
ivyroses> so much for variety
Hermes> so logical conclusion would be: "Your children are possessing your kitten"


Master> brb
*** Quits: Master (Ping timeout)
Hermes> ...or not
Keffy> Rarr
Hermes> *Rarr!*
Keffy> hehe
* Hermes takes this opportunity to sprawl back across drg's lap and nap
*** Joins: Master
Hermes> wb mike
Master> ty
Hermes> OMGs!! You'll never guess what you missed out on!!
Hermes> It was the CRAZIEST thing EVER!!!
Ciri> OMG! It was SOOOOOOO cool!
Hermes> heheh.. yeah... and when she said that thing, I just about DIED laughing!
Master> OMG!! What!!??
Ciri> I -know-!
Hermes> That was frickin' PRICELESS!
Master> what what
* Ciri starts laughing all over again
Master> !!
* Hermes can barely type straight, he's laughing so hard


Dark_Wolf> hmm I think my cat is trying to eat me
Hermes> fair's fair.


* Red_Lion thinks now might be a bad time to note he has no hands to hold a hose...
Blue_Lion> O.O
Blue_Lion> bad, Hermes! bad!
Red_Lion> Me?!
Blue_Lion> only DW does things like that... to Anty's castle....
Purple_Lion> XD


* Raindance gets the car jack and jacks Hermes back up (despite how bad that sounds) and retrieves Lummy out from under him
* Hermes is jacked upright
Hermes> yer right, Rainy... it DOES sound bad
* Hermes has now been jacked by the best.... and Rainy


*HM rolls rainy into the gutter
*Raindance was likely already there

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Collected by Megan Larson and Megan Starks