Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Someone will say something that you will not be able to get out of your head all month. Which may not be a good thing. Add some fruit to your diet and to your creative work. Never underestimate the emotional impact of a banana.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
If you're feeling jittery, you may want to cut out some sugar or caffeine from your daily rituals. Clippy things will drive you nuts this month; paperclips, binder clips, even staples. Try to avoid taking your frustrations out on innocent bystanders. Got milk?

Aries (March 21 - April 20)
The element of the month is air, and you will find your muse receptive to the idea. Try working backwards this month; have dessert first, jump directly into color without doing sketches, or write the ending of a story before the beginning. The results may not be that hot, but it amuses Madame Million to dictate that you do odd things.

Taurus (April 21 - May 20)
Remember, brevity is the soul of wit.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Music will play a pivotal role in your creative life this month, so plan your soundtrack accordingly. The weather will work counter to you at every turn, but you will be able to thwart mother nature by dressing appropriately. Just check the weather report before you go out. Double-check that important letter; did it *really* get put in the mail?

Cancer (June 21 - July 20)
Lighten up! A chance-caught statement wasn't really meant as an insult, so don't take it to heart. Your creative doldrums will be relieved by looking for challenges. See if you can't stretch your artistic legs this month. The results will be a deviation from your usual style, but will result in some technical improvement.

Leo (July 21 - August 21)
You have the touch, this month. All of your projects will move smoothly as soon as you begin dedicated work on them, and you will be able to resolve conflicts between friends, produce a record amount of wonderful work, catch up on things you never thought you'd catch up with, bound over tall buildings and save small furry animals.

Virgo (August 22 - September 22)
It's time for some serious self-evaluation. Break out some of the work you've done over the past year and a half and sit down to figure out what your weaknesses are and how you can overcome them. You'll find plenty to be pleased with in terms of progress, and make yourself a gameplan for the future.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Sit down and pat yourself on the back. Praise from other camps will be limited, but that doesn't mean that you aren't deserving of it. A weakness for food or intoxicants could develop this month, and should be treated with care. Buy new socks.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
Laundry will be a topic of annoyance and contention this month. Don't let dirty underwear keep you from doing something that you want to! Your muse will want to sleep much of this month, but a little dedicated work in your creative field will wake her up.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20)
Someone near you needs some bolstering, so pull out your praise and lay it on thick. Don't be insincere, but do try to find something nice to say. Your rewards will come next month. It's time to weed through your old projects. You'll bring some of them to completion and decide to ditch some of them.

Capricorn (December 21 - January 19)
People will frustrate you endlessly this month, and you will feel like renouncing all of your public projects, but stick with them! Artistically, you will shine this month, and all of your annoyances will channel into your work. Don't run with scissors.