From #Wyverns_library

Storyteller> You see. There is actually talk about art in #loth.
Storyteller> And I felt like I had nothing to say. So I came here. For talk about writing.
Solenna> scary eh?
Storyteller> First thing I get: no :(
Storyteller> Jack_Bauer> naked kim in handcuffs
* Solenna laughs
KassFireborn> we *could* be discussing writing
Storyteller> Perhaps I should look into #sexchat or something. They'll be discussing literature there


Storyteller> Say. What is dream in Latin?
Storyteller> Just "to dream"?
Storyteller> Nevermind.
* Storyteller joins #hornyblondes with a bit more hope.
* Solenna laughs... knows no latin
Jack_Bauer> dude #redheads is so much better


* Heath has joined #wyverns_library
* Solenna wonders how big it would have to be


* Canthlian peers in
* angelwuzzie hides
Canthlian> Muahahahaha!
Canthlian> Random people phear me! My mission on Earth is complete! I can now return to my homeworld!
* angelwuzzie gets hold of other random people to organise the "noneed forlivesinfearanymore-canthlanisgone-party"
* angelwuzzie waves
angelwuzzie> I better go before Canthlian decides to visit our planet again
* angelwuzzie has quit IRC (Quit: )
Canthlian> I shall return in a million years.


* arcana rolls her eyes and putters off to the kitchen
* Raindance snogs Casey before she can leave
MrCynical> i wish i had a sammich
* arcana is now known as arcy-jebusplay
arcy-jebusplay> meg sure makes it hard to leave here sometimes
* Raindance grins
* arcy-jebusplay wants meg, god can take back his only son
MrCynical> heheh
Raindance> XD


KassFireborn> thanks to Rorbie I'm never going to be able to banish a small pert of myself that thinks, "oh, those do look like madonna boobs"
* Julsey patpats Rainy and opens up winamp.
Julsey> pert? o.o *facepaws*
KassFireborn> part! part!
* Raindance snerks XD


* Io has joined #Wyverns_Library
Io> moo....
* Canthlian evils all over LJ icons
Io> meee.... *slinks out*
* Io has left #Wyverns_Library
Canthlian> XD


MTKnight> Still, we all know you're the only one that can make me horny, Neil.


MTKnight> I'm waiting to buy the DVD set so I can catch up for season 3.
Solenna> XD
* MTKnight will probably go on a 17-hour 24 binge.
Solenna> goodness
MTKnight> ......... goodness? In here?
Solenna> admittedly, no
MTKnight> Thought so.


KassFireborn> it is supposed to stop mid-sentence?
MTKnight> Did you slit its throat? If so, probably.
KassFireborn> no, no. your thingy.
MTKnight> Kassandra, that's not exactly... appropriate.


DrMuffin> guess what I ordered earlier today?
Raindance> muffin pr0n?
DrMuffin> well, besides that
Raindance> was it at least a good guess?
DrMuffin> hehe, sure
Raindance> so what did you order?
DrMuffin> a paltop!
DrMuffin> erm. laptop!
DrMuffin> paltop. lol. don't go there.


DrMuffin> noooooooo!
DrMuffin> Ciri's portable e-penis is bigger than mine!


KassFireborn> >.>
KassFireborn> <.<
KassFireborn> naked scrabble, anyone?
DrMuffin> naked?
Raindance> how about naked battleship?
DrMuffin> I know about scrabble. I love scrabble. but naked scrabble? eeenterestink.
KassFireborn> I like rainy's suggestion
DrMuffin> hehe
Raindance> "is that -your- ship?"
DrMuffin> lmao
Raindance> "it sure is long"
KassFireborn> XD
KassFireborn> "OOH! You SUNK my Battleship!"


Canthlian> Bring me a kitty, a tin of varnish, and 2 pounds of feathers.
Brieal> I understand the feathers and the varnish. ..ermn. .. but what's the kitty for?
Canthlian> *Listens to the Enormous Penis song XD*
Brieal> Okay, so perhaps I don't want to know what the kitty is for

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From #Lothlorien

* drgnlvr ponders bed
* Ryco ponders bed with BishiRaver.
drgnlvr> o.-
* Anty has joined #lothlorien
* jokergirl ponders photographing Ryco in bed with BishiRaver
Anty> Hello, hello
drgnlvr> we talk about sex and Anty shows up


* Hermes douses drgy in smelling salts.
* drgn|sleeping is now known as drgnlvr
Hermes> hmmm... doesn't seem to have worked out like I'd planned
Hermes> OMG!!
Raindance> o.ô
Hermes> No frickin' WAY!!
* drgnlvr comes awake and chews on hermes
drgnlvr> your timing is amazing
Hermes> Now that's just... uncanny-ow. ow. ow.
* Raindance inches away
* K`at curls up to da DL
Hermes> I'll never be able to do -that- again in my life
drgnlvr> probably not


* Tyto_Alba tackles Rainy and fishfaces at her
* Stitch eeks and thugs
Stitch> o.o
Stitch> er...
Stitch> thuds
Stitch> XD
Tyto_Alba> A thug!
* Tyto_Alba runs
* Stitch dies


Raindance> I'm hungry
RivoClavis> go eat?
Lionman> What do you feel like having rainy?
BishiRaver> want some of my sword? *snicker*
Raindance> I'm considering it...
Raindance> no!
Zarakinthish> As Penny would put it "Smile like a donut"
Raindance> NOO!
Raindance> bad bad bad timing
* Penny coins a new phrase :D
Raindance> XD XD
Penny> Haaarharharhar
Penny> XD
Penny> Ohhhh I yam a sad little copper bit, I yam XD
Raindance> yes yes XD


Penny> With you people around, there are entirely too many nekkid pictures of me spread throughout the world .
Ryoshi> you were doing the tutor dance nekkid... o_O
Penny> Of course not. .
Ryoshi> DOH!! I could have made so much more money =_=;
* Penny quietly and discreetly erases the word "nekkid" from her last statement...
* Penny uses her ow3l p0werz... "You did not see me nekkid"
* Ryoshi is hypnotised... @_@ "I always see you nekkid..."
* Hermes scratches "nekkid --->" toward the direction of Penny, up on the wall
Penny> Nonono... You did NOT see me nekkid... @v@
* Penny erases the arrow and writes "<--- nekkid"
Penny> =v= No wait, it's still pointing at me...


[22:40] *** drgnlvr changes topic to '~*~Official chat for Elfwood - ~*~ -Email lothops@yahoogroups.com ~*~ #Loth! For all your "gasm" needs!'
[22:40] *** Raindance changes topic to '~*~Official chat for Elfwood - ~*~ -Email lothops@yahoogroups.com ~*~ it's the gasm hour! have a lothgasm!'
Raindance> er
Raindance> o.o
Raindance> XD
TokyoRose> XD
TokyoRose> topicgasm!
drgnlvr> offa, rainy! XDXDXD
Fallen_Wyvern> Lol!
* Raindance falls over drgn laughing
drgnlvr> ^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Kyosuke> you guys.. ^_^;
* drgnlvr falls on the floor
* Raindance dies laughing
* Fallen_Wyvern drgn-dancegasams.


* RainyGhost sticks her tongue ouat at Hermes
Leech_Wife> omg r0m30 wtf r u
RainyGhost> ouat?
RainyGhost> what the....
RainyGhost> where'd that a come from O.o
Leech_Wife> From it's mommy's tummy.
RainyGhost> I can typoe really
RainyGhost> er...
RainyGhost> type too XD
* BishiRaver giggels


BishiRaver> .. its a french giggle.
Hermes> "Le heheheh"?


BishiRaver> ...gnu?
Hermes> its a wild animal, boyo
BishiRaver> it's also a license agreement ^____^
Hermes> kinda like a smaller wildebeast...
Hermes> they eat gnats
BishiRaver> I'm aware of what a gnu is.. :P
Hermes> they don't really eat gnats... but I was feeling gnaughty
GnuTotingElf> That's not very gnice to lie like that.
Hermes> gno, Gnu, its gnot... I should gnot do it anymore
kittie> the Fireys scared me when i was little
kittie> i thought they'd take my head
Hermes> did they?
Raindance> o/` chillie down with the fire gang o/`
Mrs_Mia_Wallace> They scared me, but in a good way.
Mrs_Mia_Wallace> I felt all tingly inside.
Tyto_Alba> "Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a door, had his knob shot off."


Tyto_Alba> I need money! Somebody pay me!
Tyto_Alba> .
Tyto_Alba> It worked for Keffy... :D
* MightyMidget throws penny's and shoves dollar bills down
Alba's Pants* here ya go.
Tyto_Alba> ovo
Tyto_Alba> I've been shoved down my own pants. ovO
RansomArceihn> i'm confused.
K`at> Oo
Raindance> XD
* Raindance points and laughs
* Tyto_Alba perches on Rainy's finger and gnaws
MightyMidget> I dun't get it.
* Raindance tickles Penny and dies laughing
Tyto_Alba> Ack! @v@
* Tyto_Alba dies of ticklification
Raindance> Tyto is also known as Penny, MM XD
* MightyMidget nods at the dawning moment* I GET it now.
* MightyMidget dies of emberassment and crawls in a happy-hobbit-hole*
Tyto_Alba> I have to CLEAN


* Tyto_Alba gives the nuked marshymallow Peep to Rainy.
War_Wolf> Nuked people. XD
* Rainy looks at the nuked marshmallow peep
Athene> nukes... x.x
* War_Wolf ponders nuke beaches and nukists in general
BlackWaltz> o.o
Rainy> yum
* Tyto_Alba runs around nuked
* BlackWaltz cackles at Kronin XD
Tyto_Alba> XD
* Rainy chuckles
* Athene ponders apocalypse. It's more fun that way
War_Wolf> You can easily spot them in the crowd.
War_Wolf> They gently glow when it is dark.
Tyto_Alba> Like fireflies @.@
* BlackWaltz listens to "Apocalypso" by the Motels XD


drgnlvr> Curses! If it wasn't for you nosey teenagers and that pesky dog, it woulda worked!
* Raindance -is- a nosey teenager
Bookworm> I wasn't involved.
* Apollo is a pesky dog?
Raindance> and I've got two pesky dogs... so it works out :D
Ryoshi> XD
Bookworm> I would have been, if I could've found my orange socks...
* Bookworm grumbles about losing her lucky orange socks.


Rain[html]> the gutter is all! the gutter knows all!
* Rain[html] is now known as thegutter
* NearDead is in the gutter.
Hadrian_Wolf> yeach
Tyto_Alba> o.o
Tyto_Alba> Er... NearD...
* thegutter envelopes all
thegutter> XD
* thegutter is now known as Raindance
Hadrian_Wolf> not me too?
RedWaltz> . . . . .
Tyto_Alba> MAYBE, and this is just an opinion, but MAYBE you ought not do that in public :>

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Collected by Megan Larson and Megan Starks