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* KassFireborn debates changing the topic to "The seven deadly Cynners: Bitter, bitter, bitter with lemon, bitter with salt, bitter, bitter, fruity."
KassFireborn> Except that doesn't quite track
Solenna> O.o
KassFireborn> What would the seven deadly Cyns be?
Solenna> hmmm...
Solenna> bitter, angry, umm... something to do with porn...
KassFireborn> Bitterness, Grumpiness, Anger, Pornography....
Solenna> Violence
Solenna> Blasphemy?
KassFireborn> And Hugs.
Solenna> XD

Ciri-hockey> Spam: Start an affair in 3 easy steps
KassFireborn> "Pick a guy. Have sex. Don't tell anyone."
Raindance> >.>
Raindance> <.<
Ciri-hockey> lol

MTKnight> Anyway, I think I'm going to go to bed before I give in and start coding prematurely.
Canthlian> Interesting choice of words.
MTKnight> Yes?
Jack_Bauer> Indeed.
Canthlian> Using words like 'prematurely' in here is generally not a good idea.
Jack_Bauer> Yeah.
MTKnight> Damned gutter-minds. :)
Solenna> yu-huh!
Jack_Bauer> Yeah, with Ms.Pervy McPerv over there
* Solenna is now known as MsPervyMcPerv

* Now talking in #Wyverns_Library
* Topic is 'Chat for members of the Wyverns_Library ][ | Fun stuff! ][ Woodworks: April /woodworks/ ] Munchkins have requisitioned this space. (Vertically challenged, Kass.)'
* Set by Moon_Fox on Sat May 10 01:19:08
MrCynical> hey kass
KassFireborn> I never said they were kimkins!
rosaleendhu> why not?
KassFireborn> well, mostly because kim would kill me
KassFireborn> Kim is small but deadly.
KassFireborn> Mostly deadly to herself, mind you, but it has to overspill eventually.

Melusina> Jeff you swine. I already got geeky with you yesterday. Hands off my tush.
* Julsey snerks.
* MTKnight winks at Gette and shows her his huge, rigidly configured taskbar.
Julsey> o.o
Melusina> That thing looks too big for my desktop...
* Julsey facepalms.
MTKnight> Drat. I guess I need to find someone with a higher resolution.
* Julsey sets down her glass of water.
Julsey> Are you two quite finished yet? Or are you going to go at it again?
Melusina> I'll be quiet now.
Julsey> :P
Julsey> :D
Melusina> but that's probably because I'm editing that for wlquotes
Julsey> XD
* MTKnight rolls his eyes.
Julsey> You started it..
MTKnight> I did not! Gette's always the one making textual advances at me.
Melusina> put down that water juls
* Julsey laughs. "And I'd just picked it up again, too!" XD

** Zanthlian suddenly grins a grin so terribly evil that all light waves/particles in the chat are sucked up into it
Zanthlian> I'm about to destroy another memory.
Zanthlian> Ladies and gentleman...
Zanthlian> Casper slash exists!
Solenna> ....
** Zanthlian cackles evilly to a background of flashing lightning
Keffy> o.o
Zanthlian> AAARGH!
Solenna> ?
Zanthlian> Less then a minute from killing his dungeon heart, and the %@#^ING GAME CRASHES!
Zanthlian> There are no words to describe the level of my rage right now.
Keffy> HAHA XD
Dawn-Earth> that's what you call -karma- ;)
Zanthlian> I think evil is contagous.
Zanthlian> So destroy Casper and Narnia, get a crashed game?
Zanthlian> Fair trade, I guess.
Dawn-Earth> *L*

* Melusina looks at her to-do list
Canthlian> You can actually look at it?
Canthlian> I thought it just blotted out the sun.
SisTabby> Looking at it involves chartering a small plane and soaring up high enough that she can see where she's imprinted it on several unused cornfields.
Canthlian> *Snicker*
Canthlian> So Gette's an alien?
Canthlian> Explains a lot.
Melusina> XD
SisTabby> These "projects" are all part of her training to become an alien overlord.
SisTabby> If she can handle all this, taking over entire galaxies will be a snap.
Canthlian> At least it's giving her good delegation skills.
Melusina> No need to take me to your leader. I can find him myself.

Moon_Fox> I have made yet another new interesting typo for airport
Moon_Fox> airpoet
* Julsey snickers.
Melusina> a poet who is full of hot air.
SisTabby> Or a very creative skywriter.
Melusina> or someone who can only compose when in a plane?
Julsey> or skydiving? Hey..wouldn't that be fun..composing while falling through the air..
Melusina> talk about poetry slam
Julsey> XD

KassFireborn> I'm gonna go soak in hot liquids until I prune
Anthlian> Is this hot liquid yoghurt by any chance?
KassFireborn> um. no.
* KassFireborn has quit IRC (Quit: Canth is nuts. But we all knew this, right?)

* KassFireborn eyes gette
* Io buys Gette
* Canthlian illegally copies Gette
* KassFireborn fries gette
Melusina> O.o
KassFireborn> Shrimp fried Gette! Get your Shrimp Fried Gette!
Melusina> I'm not a shrimp
KassFireborn> well, no. I wouldn't have had to fry you with any if you were.
Canthlian> Is this like 'I am not a crook'?
KassFireborn> You'd just have been Fried Gette.
Io> Crunchy!
Io> And with only 1 calorie!

Solenna> why do I keep getting Russian bride spam?
Solenna> and why did a girl I know over MSN just tell me a demon is after her? O.o;
Hermes> because people are "attention whores"?
Solenna> could me.
Solenna> er.. be
Hermes> heheheheh
Hermes> ...don't worry... your secret is safe with me. ;)

*** Canthlian has joined channel #wyverns_library
MTKnight> Hey again, Neil.
Canthlian> Hello again, Jeff.
MTKnight> Still have your "problem"?
Canthlian> Uh-huh.
Canthlian> Every 20 minutes, like clockwork.
Canthlian> It's embarrassing.
* MTKnight pats.

Canthlian> And the conversation dies yet again.
Canthlian> I have a gift. -_-
SisTabby> Death is your gift.
Canthlian> How nice.
* Canthlian spreads death at a nice even natural rate

From #Lothlorien

Apollo> I'd like to make a channel called #The_Red_Sea sometime. Just so I can type "/part #The_Red_Sea"

Manji> Thongy?
Ryoshi> ROFL XD

Pennyroyal> XD Thughuggle: "Yo dogg, wassup *hug*

Sols> we're all odd. dun worry too much
* RivoClavis baps Penny Furiously with a sturgeon

RivoClavis> Hermes, How can i leave my kid to someone like you?
Ganymedes> oh please... I have -plenty- of experience as a father...
RivoClavis> Bah! You greeks are all bone and run!

* Tyto_Alba sneaks under a floorboard
* Hermes dives to the floor, prying up the planks
Hermes> get BACK HERE!!
RivoClavis> Hermes, can't you do some god trick to get her back?
* Tyto_Alba bites Hermes's hand and hides far far underneath.
* Hermes hooks Penny's beak as she bites and hauls her out
Hermes> no need, Rivo

* Tyto_Alba bloodlusts Foamy and watches him explode through the satchel with enough force to make the Hulk jealous.
Tyto_Alba> Foamy SMASH!

* Joins: Rainy
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Rainy
* Raindance was kicked by Rainy (die)
Ganymedes> o.
* Rainy is now known as Raindance
Ganymedes> you're mean to your other yous...
* Raindance cutes
heaventemplar> multiple personalities?
Raindance> aye
heaventemplar> so, how are all of you, rainy?
Ganymedes> no, multiple bodies.
Ganymedes> all one Rainy
Raindance> all of us Rainys are fine :D

Raindance> son of a biscuit!
Master> o.O?
Raindance> :D
Raindance> I just felt like sayin that ^^;

drgnlvr> it's okay, rainy...we'll let you be innocent on two nights this week
Raindance> ....
Raindance> oh great.... I have to be innocent twice this week?
Ryoshi> XD
Raindance> I'm so gonna blow it...
drgnlvr> damn! I thought you -wanted- to be innocent more
heaventemplar> innocent is nice, rainy :)
drgnlvr> never mind then XD

* Tyto_Alba snergles Rivo and crawls into his pocket to sigh.
Ryoshi> o.O
Tyto_Alba> *le sigh*
* Ryoshi clings to drgn
* Raindance gives Penny another BW plushie
drgnlvr> penny! I'm wounded! you leave my pocket for another?!
drgnlvr> Woe, woe, andgst, angst!
* Tyto_Alba hauls the plushie up to the rafters and curls up on it.
Tyto_Alba> Well I was dangling and sighing and rolling around and you were ignoring it! XD

* drgnlvr drags rainy's hat over, and lurves on rainy and penny
Tyto_Alba> *bzz bzzz?* XD
Tyto_Alba> Ooo, that tickles drgn! XD
* Raindance has been lurved on o.o
Tyto_Alba> It makes me feel sorta tingly inside.
drgnlvr> ^^
Raindance> really drgn... couldn't you have contained yourself... honestly... look at this mess ;)
Tyto_Alba> XD
drgnlvr> nope...can't contain myself

VestalVirgin3> how long does the evaluation last? damn I can't spelll.... XD
VestalVirgin2> You spelled everything except spelll right...

* GnuTotingElf wants a bucket of icewater! :(
RivoClavis> Sugar, give Gnu water
* Sugar grabs a bottle of Gnu water, pours it into a glass, which she hands RivoClavis.
RivoClavis> O.o
Raindance> o.o
Raindance> XD
RivoClavis> LOL
Blind_Wolf> XD

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