Klimpen is better than you.
What is your favorite food?
I’ll eat almost anything except shrimp. Shrimp are just disgusting. I’ve had a few bad experiences with milk before, but for some reason I can’t stay away from it—I always crave the things I can’t have. Usually store bought cat food will do nicely. I prefer wet to dry. Feel free to send that and any tuna flavored cat treats to Sweden please! Thomas will give you our address.
You're so fat and pampered! Haven't you ever hunted before?
I am not an outside cat, so I rarely get the chance to hunt. That’s not to say I don’t make due with what I have. I spend many hours watching birds outside the window. Oh, if that pane of glass didn’t separate us, I’d be all over them like a two-year-old on cake! I also routinely prey on paperwads, tennis balls, computer mice, crickets, flies, and Thomas’s toes.
What does that little "M" on your forehead mean?
You know, I don’t know! I’ve always assumed it stood for “majestic”. Perhaps “mysterious”? “Magnificent”? “Mmmagazine advice columnist”? I couldn’t tell you.
My dog is depressed. What should I do?
Give him a treat and throw the tennis ball around a few times. It should perk him right up. Also be sure to give him lots of love and affection—and scratch him behind the ears while you’re at it. If that doesn’t work, maybe you should try a pet psychologist instead of asking some random tabby cat over the Internet.