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Madame Million's Horoscopes
by Madame Million

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
It is a month for action! Get out there and make that stuff happen! Someone close to you will criticize your attempts at a particular project, but you can rest easy knowing that you will garner some spectacular results from your efforts. Wear green twice this month at least.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You know which way you're going to have to decide on that issue, and you'll be much happier for just admitting it to yourself. Then move on and let your muse take you where she will. Try to avoid that person with the irritating habit of scratching themselves in public; they will cause you great embarrassment at some point this month.

Aries (March 21 - April 20)
Your strongest work this month will come from your most bitter and darkest day. I won't say the work will be worth the day, but at least the rest of the month will be better. Avoid wearing those uncomfortable shoes for any length of time.

Taurus (April 21 - May 20)
Your creative muse will be on fire this month! Take advantage of the stream of creativity, and try to capture that one perfect moment that you witness late in the month. There will be a flat-feeling ending to the month, but you'll make contact with someone important.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Yo! Rethink that hairstyle. And get back in touch with that mentor whom you've not spoken with in some time. They will really appreciate hearing from you, and a simple email or phone call will come at an auspicious time. Exercise care with those Q-tips.

Cancer (June 21 - July 20)
You know better than to indulge that addictive habit, but your willpower won't be at its greatest this month. Don't worry, it isn't quite as bad for you as you fear. Practice attention to detail at your job this month; something important could slip by you if you aren't careful. Oh, and bring that notebook with you everywhere!

Leo (July 21 - August 21)
Your flip-flop attitude on that subject in question will drive the folks around you quite nuts this month. Making a decision on the matter will make several people even more unhappy, but your own happiness in the long run is what is important. Clean socks are very important.

Virgo (August 22 - September 22)
That account you signed up for is going to expire soon, so you'd better get moving on meeting the requirements! Make sure your food is balanced this month. And I don't mean a soda can in each hand. Your muse will thank you.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You know better than to do the thing you're thinking about doing. If you decide to do it anyway, you'll find that yes, everything you thought might happen does... all the bad stuff as well as the good stuff. Be mindful of making too many creative commitments this month; your muse may balk.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
Mauve is a much better color than you thought, and you'll find it creeping into your color work if you do any. Try not to slip too far into 'pink,' though. The next thing you know, you'll be drawing fuzzy bunnies and writing cute nursery room limericks and all your friends will disown you.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20)
Keep your work private this month; the input you would get from sharing it will do nothing but hinder your creativity. You might want to consider putting some of your very cluttered files in order. Be stingy with the delete key! You will want to get rid of some things now that will be very important in a few months.

Capricorn (December 21 - January 19)
Man, oh man. Can this month get any worse? Well, yes, it could, but it's not going to, lucky for you. The end of the month will brighten up significantly, so keep your chin up. Schedule art or writing into your time wisely, and stick to it, because what you manage to produce will be stunning. And yes, you can too wear white.


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