Klimpen's Corner
by Klimpen
Klimpen is better than you.
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Dear Klimpen,
Fall is my favorite season! Is fall your favorite season? Why?
Love,
Katherine Applegate
Dear Katherine,
I quite enjoy fall myself. Autumn weather is perfect for stalking mice and crickets, and I love to romp in the leaves!
–Klimpen
Dear Klimpen,
HELLO KITTY. I just found your gallery and you are so cute! How’d you get to be so adorable?
~~~Shelly
Dear Shelly,
I was lucky enough to be born this cute. Thank you for your kind letter.
–Klimpen
Klempin,
Can i use 1 of ur pics for my cute kitty gallerie?? Thanx.
–Kawaii-Chan
Dear KC,
I regret to inform you that I must refuse on principle. Thank you for asking, though.
–Klimpen
Dear Klimpen,
What are you going to dress up as for Halloween?
Sincerely,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
I think I’m a shoe-in for Garfield the cat, don’t you? Thomas says if that wont work he could always paint my stomach to look like a Jack-o-Lantern. Just give me the cat treats and catnip mice and I’ll dress up as anything.
–Klimpen
Klimpen,
Have you read Tad William’s Tailchaser’s Song? It’s a really, really good book about cats! If you haven’t, go read it! Do you think we’ll see a review of this in Woodworks soon?
–Jake
Dear Jake,
Yes, I have read Tailchaser’s Song and I enjoyed it immensely. Mr. Williams has a wonderful way with words. (On a slightly biased note, I daresay Tailchaser looks a great deal like me!) As for the review, all I can tell you now is to wait and see! Perhaps you’ll find one in next month’s issue.
–Klimpen
Klimpen is fat and grumpy and still answering your letters.
to him with your burning questions. You can also use the WW contact form.
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