This web page is part of a hosted copy of the WoodWorks eZine at Elfwood. (#285) The eZine is no longer updated, nor does it have it's own domain left... This also means that it's no use to contact the WoodWorks editors, etc, etc...
We regret to inform you that Woodworks has been closed down, pending suits from the TPA (Termite Protection Agency), RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals), LAWNS (l33ts Against Wasted Netspace).
Woodworks is being charged for the following offenses:
1) Long hours with no pay
2) Sub-standard living space
3) Forced labor
4) Exposure to toxic substances (see Article 10 on IRC Quotes)
5) Mistreatment of animals (See Animal Labour Laws, sec. 5)
6) Abuse of pixels
7) Surreptitious waste of broadband
Woodworks is pending legal action. Trial to be set at a later date.