SciFi & Fantasy Fiction and Stories by Alice Muffin Girl Smith

The taskbar at the top of your screen - just hover the mouse over "My account" and then select one of the various drop-down options.

Yeah I thought of the friends PC thing, but haven’t thought about elfwood while there. I’ll prolly do that sometime though. I also thought of asking someone else on here to modify it for me.... you wanna do it? I can change my password, e-mail it to you then change it back?

PS: My painted smiley looks like it wants to eat your painted smiley

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "Belated! Reply! Exclamation point!

If you’re still having trouble, I can indeed (attempt) to do it for you. *dubiously stares at all these new-fangled controls, missing the days of hand-coding* *pauses to threaten a youngin with her muffin-cane*"

Alas, it saddens me to come back after so long to see your neck of the woods so devoid of life. ^^
...Not that there’s been much on my end, but I’m trying (trying being the operative word here) to fix that. Glad to see you’re still lurking about somewhere deep in the wood.

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "*snugs the Saul* *snugs him good*"

The As of Yet Unnamed Ferret now has a name.

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "Is it "Blasphemy"?"

It’s Sredni Vashtar.

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "I approve of this naming, young Conradin Swanson.
"

**de-lurks, glomps ze Muffin Girl, re-lurks**

Heh, it’s odd, but out of nowhere I’ve written three short stories in like a week. I’m not sure, but my writer’s block might finally be starting to crack.

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "Niiiice! *le returned glomp* I’m between stories myself right now, but getting better about finishing those pesky novel-type creatures, so doin’ well. "

You know what, it’s only at this point in time that I realize that what’s posted up there isn’t your real surname. At least, I don’t recall ever noticing it before. Naughty ex-mod.

Anyway, I was messing around with new elfwood functions and I found out it’s saved every single comment you ever made. When I say you, I’m actually referring to me, but it track yours too. Hover over "My Account" and click "Message Outbox".

I just hopped to a random page and there was a message I left for you on there, but what struck me was your reply.
And I quote:

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "Darling the Muffin War Horse (from Alice L. Raven)Fred the Demon Pegasus/ Fred the Muffin Demon Horse (from Alice L. Raven)Power the Muffin Dragon (from Taylor) / The Power of Cheese (which he was converted to during the comment story battle to free the Laws of Thermodynamics from his terror)Okay the Muffin Puppy of Punctuation (created at Leigh’s site)The Laws of Thermodynamics (comment character)OOCSG (Out Of Character Support Group) (created at the site of Kay Fox, while I was in charge of answering her comments for her ’cause she was really, really busy) (Members: Narrator, Entirely Random Axe-Murderer, Timon, Muffin)Muffin (also known as "The Writer": you better BELIEVE she’s a character ^_~)Narrate (the female omnipotent talking voice, created some time in the past when Narrator decided to go on vacation; comment character)Ambrick Soma (predates Elfwood; my old nickname. You’ll notice that her name is my site address...)jace (Kay Fox kidnapped Meaghan’s character Jace, but spelled his name in lowercase... Thus creating a new character, which I pointed out. So Meaghan gave him to me. ^_^)

Quote continued: Muffin’s Blood-Sucking Lawyer (original name of Muffin’s Lawyer. Heh. I forgot about that... *grins*)Muffin’s Parol Officer (comment character)Muffin’s Answering Machine/Recording (created to answer people that I don’t have any better reply for. They became seperate personalities during a comment story in which Recording died, but have since been reunited and can be found commenting together in bliss. ^_^ Ah, I love happy endings...)The Cactus (was left at my site. I can’t remember who did it.)The Smoldering Crater That Used to Be A Firebomb (formerly the Firebomb, but then he exploded: also left at my site... again, can’t remember who did it.)Muffin the White (comment character; created when Muffin feel into the black void of oblivion that someone left at my site around the time marbles and paperclips abounded...)The Deceased Joys of Otherworldy Muffin Haunting (comment character)The Cranes (comment characters, mostly used when I went to other sites)The Crickets (comment characters, mostly used when I went to other sites)The Ferret ("What Goes Down", the third part. I mentioned him to Pedestal Guy and, ferret fan that he is, PG took the liberty of using him as a character in his comments. He’s since come back under my control. ^_^)

Quote continued: SPARKLES/SPRINKLES (I can’t remember which name I chose... suffice to say, I captured Mat from the "Wheel of Time" series in a pokeball, way back in my first few months here. He’s only been used twice, that I recall... comment character)Pokemon, et all (comment characters and "Happy Happy"; I’m a fan.)The Ferret’s Letter (comment character of self-explanatory origins)Sita ("Utterly Insane & Feelin’ Fine)Mathers ("The Circle of Ice and Fire"You know what, let’s just say every character I’ve ever used in my stories. Most of them have been on the mainpage comments at some time or another, and I’m pretty sure all of them have stared in the comments on their own tales.Did I miss any? ^_^Comment From The Irony: *facial twitch* Just wait, you little bakery twit, ’til you leave an ironic opening for your own demise. Comment From The Barkeep: *is pouring The Irony another round* Buddy, anger ain’t good for your soul. Just let it go..."


I would just like to say - I miss this.

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "There is, at times like this, a response both concise and appropriate:

lol"

If you will look up a few comments you’ll see that a further history for the ferret has been discovered bringing his origins back to the first decade of the twentieth century. As for who controls him...

Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "...It is best left unmentioned. To name a thing is to call its eye upon you..."

Goodness it’s been forever and a day and a half since I last left a comment on E*wood... How are you doing, dear? Still in Japan? Probably not, but I had to ask. I was going to visit Japan this year, but literally was diverted by the earthquake crisis. Which happened whilst I was in New Zealand... I also didn’t go to Christchurch for the same reason. Mother Nature really knows how to make a statement.

I haven’t deleted my account here yet, it’s just a placeholder, really...until my friend retrieves all her comments. I kind of miss the Good Ol’ Days. *nostalgic moment* But then I get over it.

Are you published yet? I feel like you mentioned you were going to do that.