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Alice Muffin Girl Smith

Largely ignoring Elfwood, but writing quite a bit, and enjoying it greatly. Not so much with the Modding anymore, either. Most likely won't be publishing anything new here, but you never know. And mayhaps I'll be published for real someday. *hugs everyone who read and supported and was generally awesome during her stay here* *and, of course, offers a tray of freshly baked muffins to all, for now and forever*

Happiness Abounds.

Comment From The Entirely Random Axe-Murderer: Comments are liked; crits are loved. Blunt honesty is welcome. If you hate something you read, feel her writing is uninspired, confusing, boring, annoying, pathetic, et cetera... Feel free to say so. Preferably while listing any specific reasons you noticed. The worst you'll do is crush her over-inflated ego under your thumb with a satisfying popping noise. What a shame that would be...

Updates:
(7/15/07)
~ Everything's officially down but "The Circle of Ice & Fire".
(2/6/07)
~ 10 send a letter when you get there: More appropriately, perhaps, would be "9 1/2 send a letter". (1 1/2 pages; 1200 words)
(8/15/06)
~ 9 send a letter when you get there: In the forest, at last! (5 pages; 2,700 words)

PS: So, yeah. I'm gonna eat your soul now. Don't move. Thanks.

Bitties Dedicated to Me, Or Which I Guest Star In, By People I Shall Love Eternally:
~ Let's not and Say We Did - Hanna James
~ In a Certain Long and Dusty Hall - Simi Landau *Muffin Queen*
~ Dragon Knight - Ray ~Phoenix Rising~ Krisman
~ The Cure - J. Atlas Burke
~ Bob - Hanna 'Solo' James, for 'Happy Happy.' ^_^
~ Running - Charlotte 'Chyaz the Moose' Samuel
~ The Second Great Elfwoodian Murder Mystery Part 1, Part 2 - Adam 'AdZ' Daniel B. Ragg
~ Gift Art - Taylor O'Connor, starring the cast of 'wasted again in galactic center...' =^_^=
~ I Know That I Don't Know Anything - Vida 'Cookie' Starcevic
~ Defending K - Matthew 'Ed the Editor' T. Summers, Winning Entry of the Second Annual Kill K Contest
~ Guardian of Poets - E. Hanna
~ Wiverin Defenders - Holly 'bat baby' Davidson
~ The Battle of Devil's Tomb - Matthew T. Summers
~ Muffin vs. Black Jack - E. Hanna
~ Dancers - Alice L. Raven
~ A Heart So Free - E. Hanna

Contest Winners:
~ |:==Pedestal Guy Swanson==:|: Fourth Annual Kill K Contest (Jan. '06)
~ Ray Krisman: Third Annual Kill K Contest (Dec. '04)
~ Matthew 'Ed the Editor' T. Summers: Second Annual Kill K Contest (Dec. '03)
~ Taylor- 'Grand Master of the Factions.' Tri-Site Contest: The Capture of Muffin Girl (Aug. '03)
~ Meaghan *Ilratha* Rachor- 'Character's Union's Most Valuable Ally.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03)
~ wAlter (Rebecca *Silver Dragon* Lusher)- 'Shameless of the Shameless Profiteers.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03)
~ Alice L. Raven- 'Most Noble Rescuer Of The Muffinly One.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03)
~ Random Hobo walking down the street & You in the corner- 'Honorable Mention.' Tri-Site Contest (Aug. '03) (You know why you didn't win, but that was pretty d@mn funny.)
~ Alice L. Raven- K's Hair Do Contest (Jan. & Feb. '03) (By default that her entries formed together into their own unholy cult and sacrificed the other entries to their Rabbit God Of Supreme Terror.)
~ Shawn Patrick Reed- First Annual Kill K Contest (Dec. '02)

Special Thanks
The Thomas & Klimpen, K the Pretty Alphabet Soup-Like Toothbrush Pirate, Amanda Celeste Fejes, Makenzi I. Crouch, Dark Angel of Winter, Gavin JMB Nicol, Tanya Kozik, Tunisia Dorionne, D Joelle Duran, Amanda M. Howard

Artists
Liz M. Greene, Taylor, Maria Sergio, Kendra Hodgkinson

Writers
Matthew T. Summers, Leigh Anne Erickson, Amber Silver, Ben Cameron, Rebecca *Silver Dragon* Lusher, Master Jackson, Panu Karjalainen, Debra Lynn Turpin, Meaghan *Ilratha* Rachor, Amory Laine Clifford Koch, Simone Demich, Brian D. Saul, Trish Saw, Raymond Krisman, Andrea Lynn Swarner, Anson Dean Brehmer, Hanna James, J. Atlas Burke, |:==Pedestal Guy Swanson==:|, Lady General Emily Purington of the Emerald Shores, The Noble and Just Alice L. Raven, Ilona 'Candy' Lamminen, Che Franz Joseph Monro, Gabs *Snuffles* Beland, Dylan F. Cline

And, of course, the Extranet.

Guestbook for Ambricksoma

Date Name Comment   21 Aug 2009 Ray Krisman Loading... Oh, and if my deductions are correct, then this is comment 4499 Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "While I have nothing to say, replying to this comment leaves me with a sense of completeness." 21 Aug 2009 Ray Krisman Loading... And this is 4500! Hehe, sorry, I just had to get it to a nice round number.. And NOW you get to look forward to the trip to comment 5k! (But don’t worry, I’m not gonna spam till there! ) Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "4551, by Elfwood’s count. *just adds 51 balloons to the happy inflated celebration raining upon your head*" 18 Sep 2009 Frances Monro Loading... Hey love, great to hear from you. I’ve updated my story Waiting for Andrew with some minor edits and an illustration. Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "I still demand propaganda-postering hot air balloons, Sir. Demand!" 23 Sep 2009 Anon. Loading... Hey, it looks like you comment more on elfwood than you do on facebook! Hmm... Remember when people thought I was a fake person? I wonder if anybody would ever try to kill K again? Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "I would kill you. With love! <3 <3 <3 <# (<< exploding heart)" 23 Sep 2009 Kay (K) Fox Loading... Guess what I just discovered? Got an empty account that’s been collecting dust for years o.O Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "That’s... a little crazy. Didn’t you delete your account? o.O" 28 Sep 2009 Frances Monro Loading... *smiles shyly* I don’t want to blow my own propaganda postering hot air balloon... Alice Muffin Girl Smith replies: "Now, now, young Monro--be modest onto hot air balloons as you would have hot air balloons be modest unto you." 29 Sep 2009 Kay (K) Fox Loading... Yes, yes I did....... O.o 29 Sep 2009 Frances Monro Loading... I’ve been looking so long into the abyss I feel all dark and vacant and abyssie. 4 Oct 2009 Ray Krisman Loading... For the life of me I still haven’;t been able to figure out how 2 change my bio to remove the smiley and until I do I can’t post anything 4 Oct 2009 Ray Krisman Loading... Lol, reading thru YOUR bio I found a link to good ol’ extranet! Thought it might be helpful. Considerately, they left the extranet up but I think it thinks I’m a retard... There’s a message saying the extranet is no more because its now integrated into the site. Upon clicking the "Sign in" button anyway, it repeated the message in bigger letters. Try it! Page: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 ...

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