"Kalyan´s Borrowed Plumes" by Johanna T. Andersson

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"Do You experience that your flight ability has decreased? Does loss of feathers make You feel embarrassed? Are Your friends and family giving You a hard time taunting You for Your bald spots?
NOT ANY MORE!
Swan-Downe (R) offers a full collection of the finest swan-feathers and swan-downs there is. Attach them to the bald spots with fresh beeswax (beeswax not included) and - VOILA! - suddenly You'll have a magnificent plumage that will keep it's splendor for at least a moon's revolution! (The beeswax may wither if You bathe or sleep on Your wings.)
A satisfied customer writes:
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Another equally satisfied customer writes:
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So choose Swan-Downe (R)... because You're worth it."