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Suzannah Carrick

There is a man behind you with a gun held to your throat.  A highwayman with a red feather in his hat and sixteen knives dangling from his belt.  He jabs you in the back with his elbow and leers,

"What have we here?"

You stamp on his foot.  Spin round and lunge at him.  Punch him full in the face. He topples to the ground with a yell.

You stand back and look at him, surprised that you defeated him so easily - is he pretending?  Is he going to leap up suddenly and attack with vengence?  I doubt it. 

Meet Henry.  An arrogant fool who doesn't know one end of his gun from the other.  That he managed to creep up behind you is a mircale in itself, seeing as a smashing cup is stealthier than he.  Henry is an irrelevant chap.  And I confess that I ruthlessly used to poor fellow to get your attention. 

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Guestbook for Arclevor

Date Name Comment   17 Jun 2005 Marijke Mahieu Loading... Oh dear, what happened in this corner of the woods?!? I hope you actually still recognize me...It's been over a year since I last visited your page, but I will never forget your sweet comments when I had just joined Elfwood. I think you were practically the first Elfwoodian to come and comment on my page So all of a sudden today I decide I'll come and see old acquintances and I hardly recognize this page! What happened to the Locked Truth (that was the title, right?) story? Anyway, I WILL come back to read your new stories, only now I'm off for the weekend. But I'll be back. It's a promise *does first comment boogie and leaves a plate of cookies* 21 Jul 2005 Richard Lorenz Loading... Hey, I'm back to visit, too. I won't hurt your trees, mostly because they are bigger than me and I am scared of Treebeard. I've got a few new stories and some new chapters up, too. So, I'm off to read what you have left here. Rich http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/libr/s/t/strichard/strichard.html Suzannah Carrick replies: "hehehe I take the hint. Give me half an hour..." 22 Oct 2005 Erik Jensen Loading... Hmm... What does 'naff' mean? Suzannah Carrick replies: "*An England-English word, meaning terrible, rubbish, or marginally bad." 2 Jan 2006 A.R. Cox Loading... Hello hello! I've come a'looking, a'looking I have come! I like your bio, heh heh, and now I'm going to see if your stories are as good (which I'm sure they will be)! Suzannah Carrick replies: "*Lifts Henry up by the scruff of the neck* Yes he doesn't look much like a bio..." 5 Jan 2006 Mercedes A Boggs Loading... Hi there! I came to visit your site and leave a few muddy footprints. (It's raining here...it always rains here...but that's good. More mud.) I read a short story and loved it, and I can't wait to read more. Your bio was great and caught my attention quickly (a feat in itself). Will you write more about the poor chap? Suzannah Carrick replies: "Don't worry about the mud, I have plenty of my own but I always welcome some more *points to muddy tracks criss-crossing everywhere* thanks for dropping by." 5 Feb 2007 Anonymous Loading... It's not mud. 30 Nov 2007 James C. Oliver Loading... Goodness, its been *years* since I've been around, but I grew some new saplings; check 'em out and tell me what you think!

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Suzannah Carrick