Jessie believes in the beauty of mud.
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~I'm... eighteen-ish, of the female variety, and I prefer to work with coloured pencils. Oh, the glorious information!~
I live my life by two main rules:
1) Never admit to being bored, or being boring
2) Never apologise
To the first rule.... if you absolutely MUST, it is acceptable to admit to being 'entertainment impaired'.
I do break my second rule a bit, but that's typically when apologising for a really BAD pun. I enjoy bad puns. To... an extent. I once wrote this silly thing about ghost-writers, and... nevermind.
Heard of Mad Cow Disease? The scientific name for that is 'Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy'. I wrote a poem about it, once... it was a very bad poem (though I haven't apologised for it yet). Painfully so, in fact. However, it still amuses me when I recite it to folk. The expression on their faces... the agony is priceless!
Of course, no one seems to get my humour. As it is, I've only managed to find two people in this level of existence who even *pretend* to get it. You poor twisted folk know who you are.
Oh well. On to the vaguely artistic scribbles.
Bored? (No! Don't admit it! NEVER!!!) Good. If you were I'd be most upset, thinking that my skills as an hostess were lacking. Before you come close to being entertainment impaired, I suggest you peruse the galleries of these wonderful creatures:
Stormy The girl who helps to keep me insane, and a brilliant artist.
Arctik The creature who lives in cheese. Heh. Another bad pun... nevermind. Go irritate him. He deserves it.
Aristotle this fellow is one awesome poet. He leaves my Mad Cow Disease poem in the dust.
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