Welcome to Innferno...Havent you heard of it?...Its just across the big river.....We also provide transport *from one bank to another....You can enjoy a variety of freshly prepared meals from our traditional cuisine in a warm atmosphere of the local environment....You will be welcomed by our (deadly) cool staff always prepared to serve you....Dont forget to bring your own knives....
*Not the other way!
MENU: Well worth a try....
Drinks: Large or Medium Cappucino with Fly Sparkle, Lizard Juice (this thing really exists....ist a blackcurrant juice in a lovely lizardish cup for kids :D), Mouldshake, Hot Chocolate with Bark OR Ants Eggs (you choose), Water served with Ice and Nerd Eye
Board Special Today: Cheese Salad (with occasional nail, knuckle or a limb.....graters can be dangerous), Hot Dwarf Baguette with Salad, Octopus and Chips, Spider Quiche, Piggy Food Dish (with real piggy food)
Soup of the Day: Cream of Magic Mushrooms
Zombies Special: Small Soup with Crusty Bone, Roast Nerd and Seasonal Weed, Brumble and Snail Crumble served with Spiders Web
Desserts: Fly Pie (with real flies), Cabbage Cheesecake, Hot Blood Fudgecake, Carrot cake (graters STILL can be dangerous), Scone with Jam and Freshly Whiped Lice Eggs, Mousy Sponge (rich chocolate flavour)
Bon Apetite...
This one was done during my summer visit to England (I was working as a waitress there....ehmm....inspirations hiding everywhere :D)....Dont worry Im not grating cheese or carrots anymore :D.....Some of the names in my menu, WHICH IS INVENTED JUST FOR THIS PURPOSE, are really used.....Lizard juice as I mentioned, Fly pie or Grave of the flies, which is a nickname for Current slice, and piggy food which are just leftovers for pigs....I had loads of fun inventing the names so they would slightly resemble real names of English cuisine....I wish I have had such fun in the first weeks when I had no idea what a scone and MANY other things are....Enjoy :3....
To the pic: The demon waitress was just asked by a customer why there is a dead body in his soup....