"Listen to him. Who does he think he is, huh?"
"I am your king!"
"Well, I didn't vote for you."
"You don't vote for kings."
"Well how'd you become king then?"
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest, shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur, signifying that I, Arthur, was to become king. That is why I am your king."
"Listen, strange women lying ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived by a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
"Be quiet!"
"I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
"Shutup!"
"I mean, if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
"Shutup! Will you shutup!"
"Oh now we see the violence inherited in his system. Come and see the violence inherited in his system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody peasant!"
"Did you see that? That's what I'm on about. You saw that didn't you?"
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