Recent news shows that global warming causes alarming disturbances in the behavior of yetis. Several were spotted far from the polar and sub-polar regions. One of them tried to attack with a flower a couple enjoying a picnic. But the situation was saved. They had an ukulele.
Bottom line! If you do not want yetis to ruin your future perfect picnic, try to reduce your carbon footprint. Otherwise I will attack you with an ukulele. Thank you.
I haven't posted in here for a while now. I missed elfwood :D