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Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)

SciFi & Fantasy Artwork by Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)

Kim has, after much veiwing of irritating pointless dialogues, come to the conclusion that wine couldn't find an autorun program if it danced around in its face screaming like a banshee.

Literally speaking, at least. Or does she mean figuratively? She can't remember.
 
 
 

...meanwhile the world is all before us...
A Moment of Peace
A Weapon
Amoeba of Darkness
Beneath the Surface
Chrysalis
Counterballance
Deep Purple
Destroyer of Worlds
Dragon Boat
Drat on some rocks - stained glass
Edge of the World
Fennec Mermaid
Fluffy Little Sabre-toothed Doom Bunny-thing
Greenishness... Tree-girl and a Wolf
Ho hum
Home
In the Calm Before the Storm
Know Nothing
Madres del Mar
Majesty
Meanwhile the world is all before us.
Nezira
Not a Rose
Power of an Ocean
Reeds
Roses are red, dragons are blue...
Silliness in a Can
The Angler
The Beginning
The Coming of Dawn
The Glory of Terumvra
The Shassima: Ajri'lanka
The Shassima: Lokshmi
The Shassima: Mash'tok
The truncating result of boredom.

 
DateNameComment 
25 Jun 2009:-) Yoni Danziger
Hi Kim, you have an excellent gallery 1 I’ve enjoyed it very much!
1 Jul 200945 Chris H.
Hmm, Dave return with his cheesy comments and Kims not here... My gosh, are they one and the same?

Conspiricy!!!
7 Jul 2009:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5])
So, ah... apparently, I don’t exist. We don’t exist, rather.

Yup.

G’day, everyone.
12 Jul 2009:-) Dave Cripps
Perhaps your non-existence could be put down to the password failure which I keep getting.

I’m logged in and when I click on me at the top it logs me out....

Then again you may have thunk yourself out of existence by accident. You need to re-invent yourself then think yourself back.

Ice Cream?
17 Jul 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
Isn’t this just the age old question about if a bear goes to the toilet in the woods and theres no-one around does he make a sound... ah, no, hold on, I think I’ve got that wrong a bit...
9 Aug 2009:-) Karen-Birgitte "Ellemerr" Borud
You were on my page the other day, so I know you can respond to this. *glares at ye, suspiciously*

I want your duct-tape picture. Where is it?! *mutters ramblingly*
13 Oct 2009:-) Dave Cripps
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26 Oct 200945 Kim
Also, I forgot what the duct tape picture even was. *despairs*

Dave, I’m sorry. >.>
26 Oct 200945 Kim
Oh, what I was going to say was a note to all: I forgot my elfwood passwords and am too lazy to find them.
28 Oct 2009:-) Karen-Birgitte "Ellemerr" Borud
That explains something or other. I was quite surprised when I found I actually remembered at least my main password yesterday, though I doubt I remember the other one. Then again, since I re-use passwords so much, I might find it through enough trying and failing...

I also noticed higher up that Chris wondered if you and Dave was one and the same. That’s a new one. Perhaps I should confundle more people with Alice today... myes... or I could actually do the examy pondering I’m home to do. *shifty eyes*

I still want the duct-tape picture even if you can remember it or not. It was a goddess. I think she was upside-down. And there was duct-tape. Lots of glorious duct-tape!

Also. Have you ever read Tryms-kvida? It’s a norse bit of "poetry" like rubbish, and I like it very much. *nods* I’m not sure why I’m asking you this now, but eh... you should read it. The english translation isn’t even too horrible. (Though it’s nothing against the original nor the oldish Norwegian version. There’s something about the words "Vreid var Ving-Tor da han vakna og sin hammer han sakna" that just resonants (or something-or-other) in a very specially nice and unique way.

OK, I’ll go and ponder about the exam now. >.<
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