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Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)

SciFi & Fantasy Artwork by Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)

Kim has, after much veiwing of irritating pointless dialogues, come to the conclusion that wine couldn't find an autorun program if it danced around in its face screaming like a banshee.

Literally speaking, at least. Or does she mean figuratively? She can't remember.
 
 
 

...meanwhile the world is all before us...
A Moment of Peace
A Weapon
Amoeba of Darkness
Beneath the Surface
Chrysalis
Counterballance
Deep Purple
Destroyer of Worlds
Dragon Boat
Drat on some rocks - stained glass
Edge of the World
Fennec Mermaid
Fluffy Little Sabre-toothed Doom Bunny-thing
Greenishness... Tree-girl and a Wolf
Ho hum
Home
In the Calm Before the Storm
Know Nothing
Madres del Mar
Majesty
Meanwhile the world is all before us.
Nezira
Not a Rose
Power of an Ocean
Reeds
Roses are red, dragons are blue...
Silliness in a Can
The Angler
The Beginning
The Coming of Dawn
The Glory of Terumvra
The Shassima: Ajri'lanka
The Shassima: Lokshmi
The Shassima: Mash'tok
The truncating result of boredom.

 
DateNameComment 
22 Apr 2009:-) Dave Cripps
I will write some sort of spam-like substance here since no one likes you any more... (Mwahahahahahhahaha!)

At least 10 days since someone attempted to cross mental swords with your *Ahem* awesome mind.

Like a mind swimming in a huge tank of amniotic fluid pulsating with a billion thoughts. Kind of like that one where Spock’s brain is knicked and Bones has to re connect it to Spock
’Dammit Jim I’m a surgeon not a god!’
22 Apr 2009:-) Dave Cripps
Gorgonzola?
19 May 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
Hmmm. Dave Cripps, last seen commenting Gorgonzola? on kims page. This is highly suspicious...
27 May 2009:-) Maxine *piXel* Cox
oy!! whereforartthou??
6 Jun 2009:-) Tom Draco Noir Taylor
Very nice gallery, and very strange comments on your page. This probably means you are an interesting , intelligent and fun person. Conversely, it may mean you are completely deranged, like me, and attract strange people like moths to a bonfire. Either way, Howdy!
6 Jun 2009:-) Tom Draco Noir Taylor
"Brain, Brain, what is Brain?" (remark directed to Dave’s remark.) big dragon flies off, laughing maniacally.
21 Jun 2009:-) Dave Cripps
I come all the way back and still you are not here.
21 Jun 2009:-) Dave Cripps
Wensleydale??
25 Jun 2009:-) Yoni Danziger
Hi Kim, you have an excellent gallery 1 I’ve enjoyed it very much!
1 Jul 200945 Chris H.
Hmm, Dave return with his cheesy comments and Kims not here... My gosh, are they one and the same?

Conspiricy!!!
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