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Ezra Urk the Gurk Fulford

SooOOoooo... as it's been awhile since I updated this bio... like forever... because I couldn't delete the old bits of the thing... but I guess nowI can,so here I am.

The main thing I like to draw is monsters. I'm going to art school (Emily Carr Institute of etc.) and that's very exciting and all. Everything is coming together. I don't intend to be a poor starving artist though. I intend to be fabulous. With this art I can rule the world!!! Excellent...

Oh, and comment on my stuff people!! Bad comments?Sure, I don't care!! What, doesn't anyone ever come here even!?! OK, I'm good now. deep breath. Enjoy, and comment only if you wish. 

As if you had a choice! mwa ha hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha... *gasp* HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahah HA! HA!... hm....ehem...yes. well, enjoy. I like it when 'people' comment.

This bio bores even me. Here are some profound qoutes to reward you for reading all this. Or you could just skip right to them. But it's too late now. Heh.

--Love is like a snowmoblie racing over the tundra, and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.  _{Matt Groening}

--Everything is wicked, except for clouds, rivers and some rabbits.   _{Fuchsia (Mervyn Peake)}

--Irony? You wouldn't recognize irony if it crawled up your ass and started a soup kitchen for it's three starving friends: Wit, sincerity and intelligence.  _{Legoland, Jacob Richmond}

Guestbook for Ezra

Date Name Comment   2 Mar 2006 Daniel lex brandon Loading... Yeah, i'll go along with that. 14 Apr 2006 Vlasto z Bystrice Loading... I think anonymous is right, shading wouldn't hurt... maybe u could try softer pencil... Ezra Urk the Gurk Fulford replies: "More shading eh? well, I think shading's swell. Some of my pictures even include it. More on shading in the future...But Mr. Anonymous can stick it up his pansy ass. Seriously. I can't even yell at them when they do that. Do you think Mr. Anonyomous is going to come back to read my *totally witty* response? Not likely. " 23 Apr 2006 Robert 'Chaos Ranger' Trammell Loading... Thank you for popping in and commenting. You have a nice diverse selection of drawings here. You have potential in your drawings just got to control your hand pressure when shading. Keep up the work! 13 May 2007 Max Loading... hey again, I must say most of your picture the painted ones are really expressionistic they are maybe not the most detailed ones but they give through a strong expression( if you know what i mean ) so i say go on like that but also, because you have such a strong imagination, try to do some drawings really detailed i think you can do that 2 for what i have seen greetz Max (also an artist only who can't log in ) Ezra Urk the Gurk Fulford replies: "I certainly can, max! And I will! Some of these drawings are so old that they just have t oget taken down, and That means some will be coming in to replace them. In the meantime, check out 'jabberwocky' for an example of my detailing power. And it's even better now! As for some of my expressionistic work, in many cases it it purposefully undetailed. I do this for many reasons, chief of which is to reference the cartoonish nature of my otherwise horrific pieces. I don't want people to get carried away by the horror so that they fail to get the joke. (See 'gluttony' for an example of that." 11 Sep 2008 Vineet Aggarwal Loading... nice gallery Ezra... and nice name too! i loved d dumb giant and d dwarf.. 14 Sep 2008 Obi one Loading... I kinda agree with anonymous. I’ve seen your posts before and they are kind of rude. It might make sense if you were really, really good, but your work just doesn’t back up your mouth. Maybe try to be a little kinder on the posts. Ezra Urk the Gurk Fulford replies: "mmm, form and shading anonymous? I don’t like him that much. But at least he’s more helpful than Trey. So you agree with him, do you? Sorry, Obi one, there was an error when I answered that remark... so it looked like Anonymous said the whole thing, when in fact the second half was my witty response. Still. Ouch. Sorry If I hurt your feelings. Not my intention. If you ever disagree with the nature of my posting, get back to me. We can discuss it in more specific detail. " 21 Nov 2008 Amalie Marie Gravelle Loading... I agree with averythig Max said (: You’r added to my favourites, and I hope you’ll do more paintings! 5 Feb 2009 Vineet Aggarwal Loading... Hi..i updated my gallery with a few murals.. Chandika, Kali and Kali Ma.. this is d first time i have done something different than sketches so please do give ur feedback on them!! 25 Jun 2009 Meg J Milano Loading... Hahahaha Your guestbook is HILARIOUS. Nice, classy, and very controversial. Your bluntness, is refreshing. Thanks for the laugh. 16 Oct 2009 Vineet Aggarwal Loading... Hi there!! long time eh? Its DIWALI here, the biggest Hindu festival in the world also called the festival of lights.. and of course any festival is incomplete without wishing all friends and family So here’s wishing you a very Happy and Joyous DIWALI.. May you be blessed with Health, Wealth, Peace and Prosperity Om Shanti Shanti Shanti Page: [1] 2 3 4 5

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