"Mordekhai B&W" by Andy Guest

Wow, Mordekhai, huh? That's a wicked name! The heads on his belt are nice delux! Ever seen the art in the Warhammer books? This guy reminds me so much of them ^_^

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Fungal foot infection: Yep, you never know when you're gonna need a spare head. How many times have you forgotten your spare heads and got caught short in the middle of town just when you needed one. At the very least you should always have a travel size pigmy head in the back pocket... better to be safe than sorry!"

I don't know wether it's my monitor setting or my eyes, but this is really hard for me to see it clearly. I really like his gloves though.

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Brussel Sprout: Well lets check shall we? *Picks up a fork* Now hold still... *Sticks fork into Alia's eye, grinds it around a bit and then yanks it out* Now did that hurt...? if it did then it's nothing to do with your eyes and I'd suggest fiddling with your monitor brightness levels, or just throw it out the window..."

Okey-dokey!

*squeak of window hinges*

*small grunt*

*very very faint whistling noise*
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*far away smashing noise*


No, that didn't work; I still can't see it. Dang.

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Swampthing: But at least you splatted that Jehovahs Witness who was knocking on your door..."

O.O Someone tell me why do I draw when people like you exist to do it sooo much better!

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Tap-Room: Don't be daft, *Slaps Foxy Jenny round the face until she turns purple* Your comic style's great and you know it. *continues slapping* *stops for a break* *Carries on slapping*"

I have looked through your pics and this one puzzles me. The look on his face. Is he scared or ashamed. Well done though. I'm not very good at computer coloring.

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Bullpit: Neither, just not very well drawn... this one's from years back. Cheers mate."

I'll explain his look Paul.

You see, long ago, the bloke had this thing for this chick, right? Well, short story long, she dumps him for another guy that isn't quite so charming as Mordekhai. She goes for the soft and sexy look rather than the muscled and armoured look. This begins a bit of psychotic behaviour on his part because the poor bastard has snapped and is now cracked in the head. So he begins this bullshit rampage goin' round knockin' off folk's heads, see? But suddenly, Mordekhai realises that he's gone and killed off everyone, leaving him utterly alone. Can't chop off any heads if no one's alive can you? Well, he tried lobbing off the heads of kippers for a time, but that just wasn't very satisfying. I mean, my God, they're tiny and Mordekhai has a huge feckin' axe, see? One whack and the damn fish is pink goo. So now Mordekhai is all depressed again, right? Thus the way he looks in this picture. After a stint in therapy and some psychotropic drugs, Mordekhai realised that he ever so much happier as a cold blooded killer. Ah, but that wasn't the end of the story. While Andy was away, Mordekhai got over his depression when he learned that there was an abundance of cats in the world, so he just started cutting their heads off. And Mordekhai lived happily ever after.

The End

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Grumbleweed: This is uncanny, how did you know? Where you there?... "

Of course I was there. It was me that dumped the bastard. How was I to know he had issues? Everyone else I ever dated wore armour, so to me Mordekhai wasn't much different; that is until he started bringing me bouquets of shrunken heads on tiny pikes rather than roses, romantic in its own way I suppose, but doesn't smell very nice.

Guestie, I killed my David Dickinson head in the turnip war last year...Deep, regrets and loss for all concerned I'm sure, but anyway... *expects a new one*

God I'm bored. o.O

Andy Guest replies: "I'm afraid the only head I've got spare at the minute is Les Dennis's... oooh wait, I've just found Gary Glitter's... That any good for ya?"

Yes, yes, yes I'll take 'em both! *eats* Tffhankug!

awww!!! he has the sweetest eyes!!! he's a cutie i want one. YOU. ARE. UNFAIRLY. GOOD. AT. DRAWING.!!!!!!!