| 13 May 2005 | Cara Cuecumber | Loading...This made me laugh. Does that make me into a crazy psysho person? ... Probably. Anyway, that thing would be great as a guard, you know, instead of an expensive alarm system. Just feed this fellow a few babies every week and he'll keep your house clean from those nasty people who tries to get in without permission. They ought to sell these on eBay. *Fifth comment wierdo-dance* Andy Guest replies: "Comment from Uglyville: I would do but e-bay have banned me for trying to sell people's souls. I've had to go underground now. Anyone fancy one? 2 for 1 until Sunday? If not I've got some armpit hair I'm trying to get rid of? no? " | |
| 13 May 2005 | Lloyd Dennis Zacarias | Loading...Once again the level and amount of detail in your pieces is breathtaking. In fact i'm taking a few breaths right now. Wonderful work Andy. Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Blow up doll: Breathe Lloyd, breathe... does anyone know CPR?" | |
| 23 May 2005 | Schrader | Loading...ebay bans soul selling now? Those dogs. I thought that was legit, its been goin on for years. Man this'll make me go psysho. Anyway... I like his sword, very much like Cloud's butcher sword in FF7. Andy Guest replies: "Comment from "I'm a Soul-Man": I know, how dare they. I've got all these spare souls here in pickle jars with no means of selling em now. The swine! I think car boot sales are the only option now... do you want one?" | |
| 25 May 2005 | Natalie Anne Harrison | Loading...Oh my god!! This is really good!! Love the detail it is fantastic and the ork is truly scary, I wouldn't like to meet him in a dark alley at any time soon, or cross his path ever, but looks can be decieving, he may be a really nice ork deep down who just needs a cuddle!?!? Then again maybe not!! Anyways a superb piece, your attention to detail is excellent!! Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Jawa: A cuddle? A bloody cuddle!!? Oooh, you're making him mad! I'm sure if he wasn't in the process of scratching his arse he'd be really not very pleased with you at all, luckily the scratching has a calming effect... a bit like yoga but more satisfying. Cheers Nat!" | |
| 7 Jun 2005 | Meike de Nooy | Loading...My first reaction is: this is great pencil work!!!!! Love the detail everywhere and the character.. Second reaction: wow. it must really s*ck to have your hand reach only to your crotch??? LOL Sorry wierd mood and I've just been crytically analyzing art for a portfolio so that's wheer the nitpickyness is coming from. Love you work here! Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Soft Cheese Spread: His arm was unfortunately stunted in a horriffic boating accident. He'll never go near the water again now. A sad case..." | |
| 8 Jul 2005 | Melanie L. Wood | Loading...That is one...mean...looking...knife...oy! Could use that on the bushes around my house. Morgrazz would look good in color I'm thinking. Ever try color-tinting with watercolor? It puts the color in without destroying the detail. And we couldn't have that now could we? Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Goat's beard: Strange you should say that, most people take him for a merciless butcherer of women and children but he is in fact a landscape gardener specialising in bush trimming... how did you know? Colour? Colour? Don't say that word to me! My small flirtation with colouring pictures in ended some time ago and has little chance of being ressurected... far too much like hard work..." | |
| 9 Jul 2005 | Rebecka Champion | Loading...I'll take one and a double wodge of armpit hair of the finest degree.... great pic, I agree with the whole orks not being bothered to make anything, too busy biting their toenails and examining their belly-button fluff. Great stuff as always Master Guest! Oh, is it ok to pay for my purchase with cabbage? It's the only form of currency the bank seem to give me...*sob* Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Harvester of Souls: Cabbage will be fine so long as it's red... and preferably pickled. Non pickled would be ok but you'd only get the one soul for that, and I'm afraid it'll have to be Michael Jackson's... Still the double clump of Julia Robert's armpit hair should make up for that... I'll get in the post first thing tomorrow morning..." | |
| 15 Jul 2005 | Valerie Joanne Higgins | Loading...You've captured the shine of metal very well with a pencil' even the dripping blood, nicely gruesome. Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Masked Goat: Thanks a lot Valerie!!" | |
| 15 Jul 2005 | Jennifer Alice Peters | Loading...So very true, the orcs are a rare breed here at elfwood. Which is a shame since they have a rightful place amongst the fairies and elves I think. At least I do start to get tired of seeing nothing but the first. Beautiful shading on this guy, how do you manage to get your pencil to look like ink? Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Fairy Lover: All Fairies need to be crucifed upside-down and set on fire to light the way to the local kebab shop... worthless little creatures... quite tasty when deep fried though. Cheers Jennifer!!" | |
| 30 Jun 2008 | Philip mickleburgh | Loading...XD look like grimgor ironhide | |