"Nicodemus" by Andy Guest

Hmmmmm....what a handsome chap you are, awesome picture though.

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Rangey Handsome One: Is that you mother?"

Looks like a cyber-yob to me! I love how you've captured the expression and personality - he looks like a real meanie! The details are so crisp and numerous.. very impressive! Love the stubble!

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Bubonic One: Way hay, that's me! A mean cyber punk eh? that's more like it! And she likes the stubble *hide's own pathetic attempt at a beard behind a piece of paper* Great stuff! I'm in there me'thinks! Whallop."

I wouldn't like to meet you in a dark alley. Even though you draw like a god o.o

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Threpenny bit: That's a shame, I only ever really lurk in dark alleys... or Ratburger stands. Thanks mate!"

WE ARE ANDY GUEST, WE ARE MANY. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. You may also be assimilated with pointy fangs bonus-packet, but that costs £5.99 extra.

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from Commander Riker: Mr Worf... Fire."

Well your hair would hide the scars nicely. Not all the scars though, because then you would have to grow hair on your shoulders as well. Hmm..... what's worse, body hair or full body scarring? Assuming the bio implants go down past the shoulders.... I think scars are better than hair anyday. I wouldn't cover up my 6 inch scar on my leg for anything. Even though I wouldn't get cold in the winter if I just let things go natural.

My dad wanted to name my youngest brother Nicodemus. Weirdo.

I think one of the coolest things about this picture are the eyes.. one looks like a normal human eye, and the other looks mechanical and creepy....... just one of the many small details that all add up into another amazing picture!

*leaves offering of corn with ratburgers on the side*

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Cheese Toastie: *Wolfs down the ratburgers in the rabid grip of bloodlust fever. Pockets corn for a midnight feast later* Cheers Sarah! I think I'd have to go for the all over body hair motif, simply because of the possibility that you might be able to get fleas and full body hair lice. Ooooh, brilliant! You'd never be lonely again! Then again it might just be that I want to be hairy seeing as I currently have a grand total of 8 chest hairs (each with a knot tied in it so it can't go back in)... What's that you said? I'm almost yeti like cos I'm that hairy? you're not wrong Sarah!

The eye thing was based on that chap outta Star Trek First Contact... what's he called?... Jordi. They sort of spin around as they focus. Very swish it has to be said. I'm sure Specksavers will be stocking them soon!"

Now this one REALLY looks like a guy from Warhammer 40k. Like a chaos space marine.

Wait...Are you a chaos space marine? It's not good for your health you know. All these mutations augment the risks of developping cancer. Anyhoo! (like you say)

This is (again) a great piece of drawing. So much detail, so much...style? He looks patched, damaged beyond measure, tortured in his very flesh. You're really godlike.
...and if you look like that, I'm feel sorry for your wife...

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Demon of the Ancient World: Fortuantely I'm not married! So the horiffic scarring and chaos mutaions can be used to their maximum effect scaring small children and being a cheap alternative to a costume at halloween without the drawback of a moaning wife attemping to make you look respectable! Bloody wenches!!"

Hey! Take that back about the married girls! Being one meself, I resemble that remark...uh, I mean resent! Yes, that's what I meant.

Self-protrait, huh? Didn't I tell you yesterday that you were handsome? This drawing just proves it. You're a knock-out with your, uh, strange tubes and things and metal plated head. So there you go then.

Andy Guest replies: "Comment from the Pig's Bladder: Yep, the birds all love a guy with metal plates stuck on his head and wires coming out of his arse... they just can't resist, well, who could? Apologies, I meant no disrespect to you ball and chainers out there, I'm sure your husbands all lead moan free existances, untroubled by the state of the table cloth and dirtyness of towels... Ahh, the good life!"