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Jake ´Lightfoot´ Hamilton

Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton

is staring at the computer screen while drinking V-Coke and typing down some stuff about himself. He's shown interest in writing and reading at a very young age, though normally has no time for it due to his other interests [i.e dancing, acting, etc...]
 
 
 
                                                                                                                     **REVAMPING**

Yes, I am perfectly alive albeit asleep most of the time.
I am currently working on waking up.
....
.......
Will inform you when the process of waking up and being properly awake has been completed.

Not so sorry for the inconvenience caused.


PS - New story is up - Read it a million times over while waiting for me to stop procrastinating. : D

-Lightfoot

For links, refer to all comments by various elfwoodians. 8D

Guestbook for Hamilton

DateNameComment 
2 Feb 2007:-) Megan Proverbs
*takes pigeon carcasses adoringly* You shouldn't have!

*looks around, then tosses them over onto Beth's page and dusts off her hands*

*watches the flying, burning furniture with much delight*

You missed a bit, Kim... *loads Lightfoot onto the trebuchet, lights him on fire and flings him*

:-) Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton replies: "Wh- Hey!!

*is flung through the air*

This is getting annoying.

*lands in sea, effectively extinguishing self and climbs onto stray floating log before flying after Megan and flinging her into the water*

Go Fish.

/pun."
24 Feb 2007:-) Lindsay Verde
*burned and highly bandaged Lindsay stumbles her way through the link that keeps shrinking whenever she gets near*

*glares at jake and points to Megan's disaster of a page*

*stalks away, leaning heavily on an old support beam she fashioned into a crutch*

:-) Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton replies: "*attempts an angelic smile*

Healing herbs? They work miracles, I swear, I -

*utters quick All-Healing spell on a leaf and hands it over*"
25 Feb 2007:-) Megan Proverbs
*smirks* Yeah, Jake! Look at my disaster of a page!

*summons a bushfire and sends it roaring through Jake's page*

:-) Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton replies: "*leaps out of page and freezes Megan before pushing her into an ice cave and covering up the only entrance*

Oh, bugger. Now I've got to refurnish."
31 Mar 2007:-) Megan Proverbs
Yo, which one's supposed to be new? I'm sure I've read all of those...

8 Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton replies: ">__>

They said it was "too formatted". As in... over 3/4 of it was in italics (apparently) and so it cannot be accepted.

Ugh.

"
5 Apr 2007:-) Stephanie Rennolds
[tiptoes in]

[pokes]

Hey dude, watcha been up to? And have you ever actually read my stuff?

[leaves muffins]

:-) Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton replies: "I am... Er. Essentially... Dead. In the elfwoodian sense.

My internet betrays me one too many times... and I have no patience for the ticketwhatsis, so. >__<<br>
I do read...stuff...

*cough*"
1 May 2007:-) Megan Proverbs
*mutters something incomprehensible yet vehement under her breath*

I see the Wyvern's rules are just as ridiculous as the art ones. *wants to strangle someone*

Btw, I did become a mod. ^^ Only for the SF&F area though, I'm not allowed to do the stories. (Yet.) Although I don't think I want to do the stories after this...
22 Sep 2007:-) Kim Schoonover (Darth Maul´s scary sister)
*prods ye with a piece of broken furniture*

Oy, the lady’s inquiring about war, and where be ye? Hmm? HMM?

HMMMMMMMM? O_O?!

*throws an enraged cat in Jake’s general direction where it procedes to claw everything it comes in contact with to shreds*

8 Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton replies: "D:

I’M SORRY!

*throws a huge net in the cat’s general direction, therefore contributing to the following screech from said cat as it attempts to claw itself out of the... well... net*

Desperate for a war, eh?"
8 Feb 2008:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5])
*eats some pie*

*offers some to Jake*

*wanders off*

13 Feb 2008:-) Kim Schoonover
You have anew story? Which one?

Have I even read any of these? o_O?
17 Sep 2008:-) Lynsey ´MukLuk´ Freeman
*prods with a stick*
Hey, wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Whatever that means...

*hands Rabid Eggplant* =D
Hope you... uh... feel better, I guess.
Meaning show some sign of life or I will hunt you down and force feed you twinkies from the 60s.

Much love~!
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Jake 'Lightfoot' Hamilton

* User Name: hamilton
* Page: http://www.elfwood.com/~hamilton
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* Last login at Elfwood: 2009-11-08 17:34:52
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