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"Recalled Product." by Jonathan Franz

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SciFi and Fantasy Art Recalled Product. by Jonathan Franz

It didn't clean the dishes, It smelled like rotten eggs.

The bottle it was kept in, decided to grow legs.

The safety cap was faulty, the label was long gone.

The recommended dosage, was dangerously wrong.

At marketing and sales they said 'We've made a grave mistake! We must recall this product, before it is too late!'

'They must RECALL this product, before it is too late?!?!' The product knew with certainty it must avoid this fate.

And so that night the product, in the darkness, with haste, hid within a drum of industrial waste.

And now it is alive and well, even to this day, For it's been buried in the playground, where the children laugh and play.

Date	Name	Comment
31 Jan 2001	Stanton F. Fink	Loading... This SOOO Cute!
26 May 2001	Jessica Anzelmo	Loading... Ah ha ha ha... this is wonderful! The pic, the poem, the whole freakin thing!! wanders off to check under her kitchen sink
7 Oct 2001	Annita Wright Battelli L. Cunha - 'Ann'	Loading... Waah, this is hilarious! First time I see a description that is even better than the actual picture! Excellent poem! ^_^
29 Jun 2002	The Ultimate Otaku the_ultimate_otaku@yah...com<	Loading... That is so cute! How witty of you! Did you write that poem? It's really good. It seems to me the type of poem Shel Silverstein would write. Cool. ^_^ thumbs up Jonathan Franz replies: "Yeah, I wrote it years ago and have no clue where it came from. It was a really spontaneous idea... it`s gone through some slight editing once or twice since I first made it. I put a kitty smiley for this reply for not even no good reason."
19 Aug 2002	Veya	Loading... Ya, really good poem n pic too Gives me fun.
31 Aug 2002	Peter Meldgaard	Loading... That poem is pure genious man! I need some of that stuff!! Whatever it tastes like, I want it!!
30 Dec 2002	James Minson	Loading... Bahahahahahaha
24 May 2003	KasiTL	Loading... XD That's funny. I usually don't care for poetry but this is one of the few poems I really like. It's very witty, as is the drawing itself.
24 May 2003	Tamara 'da dude' Davidson	Loading... He looks like hes dancing, advertising himself, and being confused all at the same time! Weeee the fun
24 Oct 2003	Rachel Leigh Jackson	Loading... I want your brain! Gimme! lol just kidding... or am I? ~_^ Lovely poetry and beautiful imagaination I must say.

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'Recalled Product.':

• Created by:

Jonathan Franz
• Copyright: ©Jonathan Franz. All rights reserved!

• Keywords: Chemical, Poem, Poison, Toxic, Toxin
• Categories: Humourous or Cute Things
• Techniques: Pencil/Graphite Pen
• Views: 235
• Resolution: 267x317