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Jessica Warner

I know my birth certificate says "Jessica Warner", and I know most people call me Jess, because nicknames don't seem to stick around very long. I know twenty years sounds older than I feel, and yet that's how long I've been alive. I know that doing an English degree at University sounded like a good idea at the time. I know that in reality it doesn't rain all the time in England, and that I like it here really, but I know complaining about the weather is pretty much part of our cultural identity.

I think...

I think food is the most amazing invention ever. I think that when I grow up, I still want to be Shakespeare - however I think that in ten years time I'll probably end up as a teacher. I think all plans should be flexible though, because lets face it, in ten years time I might be dead, which would call for a fairly radical reconstruction of my plans. I think sleep is not overrated. I think too much.

I believe...

I believe we were all right the first time, and we shouldn't abandon a dream on the basis of impossibility. I believe we will never know even a percent of everything, so we should routinely question what we believe - and even some things we know. I believe in death, but I believe in heaven. And I don't believe that heaven's about who's good enough to get in and who isn't, because none of us will ever be perfect. I believe heaven is about trying, starting over, and turning away from what you know is wrong, and about having somebody who's willing to pay for that wrong you've already done. I believe Jesus is that person, and is willing to help anyone who will work with him.

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This is probably the best short story I've ever read - AND IT'S ON ELFWOOD FOLKS! If you read nothing else, go read this by Jess Hyslop: Sol

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Date Name Comment   21 Aug 2007 Jayne Leonard Loading... Hey Jessica! Don't know whether you'd be interested but there's a absolutely fabulous story that i have just found and i thought of you! (Not too sure why?) Anyway, it's called 'The Embrace' by David Christopher Meredith. I really recommend you go and take a look. It's beautiful! 20 Jan 2008 Kim Schoonover Loading... You seem to have not updated... o_O 5 Apr 2008 Kathryn E. Mucica Loading... Well, it doesn’t look like you’re replying much, but I thought I’d drop by anyway to tell you that your stories are awesome. I really liked A Simple Guide to Saving the Day, but all your stories are original and funny. I’m going to add you to my favorites on the chance that you update . . . Jessica Warner replies: "Thank you very much! I’ve returned the visit, and most enjoyable it was!" 17 Jun 2008 Brie TheCheeseGirl O´Reilly Loading... *Poke* Is it alive? *thecheesegirl* -- formerly *misssassypants* Jessica Warner replies: "It is alive, but somewhat comatose..." 11 Aug 2008 Brie TheCheeseGirl O´Reilly Loading... I’ll take that as good news...lol. 18 Dec 2008 John The Wolfguard sharp Loading... I agree with you, food is amazing. In fact, I eat nothing else... Jessica Warner replies: "10 out of 10 humans prefer to eat food, I heard. As opposed to, um, not-food." 24 Dec 2008 John The Wolfguard sharp Loading... old Tommy Cooper Joke. And 9 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas as opposed to being thrown in a river. You gotta wonder about the tenth 28 Jan 2009 Daniel 'Bear' Houghton Loading... The tenth cat is actually a dog in disguise and prefers walks in the woods and chasing squirrels. He also smells a little like feet and answers to ’Larry’. At least, thats what I was told. 10 Apr 2009 Jessica Warner Loading... I like food too! 21 Oct 2009 Bryan C I B Doyle Loading... Great stuff! I still have yet to post anything but you should visit when I do. Page: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

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Jessica Warner