In
the crouching expanse of Prote City life went on as normal (normal for Prote
anyway), Lord K’haz sat down at his desk for another day of keeping the city
running smoothly (i.e. keeping out of its way), people of all races bustled about their
daily chores, boats with their precious cargoes sailed up Prote river (though
‘sailed’ implies that there is some skill involved) to trade in the market,
the city patrolmen strolled along the giant maze of seemingly unnavigateable
twisting alleyways on their daily rounds. But, in a very ordinary ground floor
flat, the lights are dimmed. In centre of this unremarkable room there is a
customary small table where an elf and a man talk in hushed voices. Plotting…
Rolling his newly
drawn map across the scratched varnish of the ancient table, Keet waited
patiently (but not unirritatedly)
as his friend studied it blankly.
“Well?”
getting up from his perch on the table, causing it to creek, he walked round to
his puzzled companion, his movement stirred up months of dust and grime and he
had to fight the urge to sneeze.
“Well what?”
queried his short partner uncertainly from his seat on the only decent chair in
the room, which he had drawn up to the table.
“What do you
think?” He asked Sam proudly, tasting the dust that filled the air as it
forced it’s determined way into his mouth. He drew himself up to his full
height, which was quite tall (consequentially bumping his head on the lone
covered light hanging from the low ceiling.)
“Well, it’s a
map of a house!” Sam knew he was on firm ground there; it was definitely a map
of a house. However Keet sighed exasperatedly.
“Not just any
house dimwit, it’s Crole’s manor!” His tone turned dramatic (but the
effect was spoiled by a loud sneeze.)
“Er…it’s
very well done” Well, it was! It had all the doors marked on and everything!
“Oh, for
goodness sake…” the elf checked himself as he started to raise his voice.
“O’ course it
would ‘elp if I could see the thing.”
Keet paced around
the cluttered room restlessly. “It’s supposed to be secret, we got to dim
the lights. Have you learnt nothing in the three years you’ve known me?”
“Oh!” he
squinted at the map for a time. “What’s secret about a map of a house?”
“Idiot”
snapped Keet, “it’s the house we’re going to rob next” he stopped his
pacing and turned sharply to face the man with his eyes watering (this was
because he’d just hit his knee on the table leg.)
Sam sat in silence
for a while
“Why?”
“Because we’re
robbers,” he hissed angrily, all the more annoyed because of Sam’s calmness.
(And his leg was hurting, but he daren’t rub it while Sam was watching)
“But Keet…”
“Don’t call me
by my name stupid, someone could be listening.”
“Well
person-with-no-name, we still got plenty of stuff from the last time we…”
Sam tried to point out
“So! Why should
that matter, we haven’t to get out of practice.” he dismissed the argument,
“Now Crole is supposed to be very clever, so this should be a challenge.”
His eyes gleamed, even in the dimness of the room.
“But I thought
you’d made friends with Crole, wouldn’t it be kind of betraying him to…”
“Oh, for
goodness sake, were thieves! You know, the ‘bad guys’?”
“It would be
easier to…”
The elf and the man talked and argued until after midnight, the short one never
moving out of his seat at the table, while the tall one impatiently paced about
the room occasionally perching on the edge of a table or bench, once he even sat
down on a rickety chair for ten minutes before he was up and pacing again (which
was just as well for the chair fell apart a moment later), but by the morning
they appeared to have reached a decision.
The next night there is more activity in the flat with the conspicuously
dimmed lights, and two people
in black clothing slink off into the inky moonless
night. See them dart from one shadow to another between orange puddles of
flickering light, as insubstantial as liquid in the shadows. Eventually you see
them come out of the Prote City Flats and across the border into High Prote
City, where they dart between elegant mansions and palaces, three times as high
(and 33 times more expensive) as any building on the Flats. See them stop beside
a greenly illuminated palace (Prote never did go for subtlety) surrounded by
tall curving white walls. The palace was circular, and looked rather like an
over-decorated, circular, wedding cake, with one circle above another circle,
each circle getting smaller and ending with a square
tower on top (don’t ask!). Look closely and see two patches of shadow
scale the outer wall, (with a slight pause as the shorter shadow fell off,) and
cautiously make their way across the short expanse of grass to the base of the
first tier. The shadows then proceed to climb the outside wall, and as they do
this you will also notice that the circular mansion isn’t made of smooth
circles after all, but rather the walls are filled with lots of niches and
crannies. (This doesn’t seem logical, but then Prote city had less logic as a
steering wheel in a train!) The shadows used these cracks as cover from the
eerie green light.
Keet climbed in the window and looked around, there was the circular safe
in the middle of the bare tower like it was supposed to be. It had the look of a
place that would screech if a piece of dust even got near it, you could smell
the polish from outside the window, and that’s when it was closed, (the fact
that there wasn’t anything wooden in the tower to polish was a minor detail.)
“Right!” He
turned to his comrade as he climbed in after him, holding his nose. “You go
down there,” he pointed to the steps that led down to the level below, “and
call up if anyone comes, right?”
“Right Geet…berson-wi-do-dame”
he corrected himself, holding his nose against the stench. Obediently the short
stocky man one-handedly descended the uneven steps carefully trying (with little
success) not to make them creek. Smiling to himself Keet got to work on the
safe. Pretty stupid of Crole really to put the safe here, especially without
locking the windows. And he’d
thought he was supposed to be clever! Of course, most of the money would go to
him; it wasn’t as if he was being disloyal to his friend, just missing out a
few facts, that’s all. I mean he’d never actually
promised it would be a 50-50 split and Sam would never have to know.
Two things happened: one he heard the safe click open; two, five bulky
guards pored into the room, surrounding him with crossbows, followed by his
dejected comrade.
“I’m really sorry” he attempted to explain himself staring at the
floor “but they found out who I was, an’ what we was planning, an’ they
told me they would let me go if…an’ you said before it was ok
to betray people, ‘coz we was the bad guys an’…I am really sorry...” his
voice died away mournfully.
Keet just stood
there stunned, he’d betrayed him, after three years Sam had betrayed him,
after all he’d done, he’d betrayed him with his own words and he thought
that made it ok! Hadn’t he told him about honour among thieves? “Why?”
The guards manhandled him outside. The journey down the endless winding
steps took forever. Some burly zolf patrolmen were waiting. The whole thing was
a set-up, he realised dazedly. Sam turned to go, a picture of misery and regret.
Huh, too late now.
“Not so fast!”
said one guard (not rally appropriate because Sam was walking slower than a
snail, you got the impression he’d rehearsed his lines infront of a mirror.)
“You’re not going anywhere!”
“But you
said…” Sam looked panic stricken.
“I
said? What did I say? Who cares what I said? The cops want ya”
“But…”
Now see two black clothed robbers
being shoved into a cart, hear the guards
laughter as the retreat into the green wedding cake.
The next day the sun rose penetrating the layer
of smog that cloaked the city like a permanent shroud, Lord K’haz sat down at
his old desk in his circular room at the top of the highest tower in Prote,
people of all kinds bustled about their daily chores, boats jostled up the
river, patrolmen continued their daily rounds through the gigantic sprawling
city (unaccountably ending up at a nearby pub), life went on as abnormal as
ever. The only difference was that two damp cells in the yard now had silent
occupants, but nobody notices things like that. Not fair really is it?