"Diary Of A Deity" by James ´Jimbo Fett ´ Inwood

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I have been doing nothing till up to this point unless I decide to do something nothing else will happen…

Nothings happening…

Still nothing…

Okay this is getting boring there’s nothing to do except stare at nothing and play with nothing, I’m fed up with the aforementioned so I’m going to create something other than nothing.

Was that supposed to happen? I created an explosion that blew me away, it singed my and burnt my beard, but what a result!

I now have lots of beautiful lights surrounding me in this big vast nothingness, it wasn’t what I expected but it’s a start, now I wonder if I could move them…

Ouch, that wasn’t a good idea, the heat these lights pack! Almost fried my hand to a crisp!

I wonder how many lights I’ve got?

1...2...3...4...

364...365...366...367...

1092...1093...1094...1095...

Ok I’ve given up counting them there seems to be to an infinite number of these lights but what bothers me is that some seem to be going out, or losing their heat I wonder why?

I finally managed to pick up one of the lights it had already gone out cold long ago, so it didn’t burn my hand.

Would you believe it? The lights are going out because they somehow appear to be growing skin, a crusty sort of skin that if you peel off you can see the insides of these lights, which seem to be glowing red and gives off a little heat.

This skin seems to harden by each minute until its almost impossible to pull off, I think Ill call the it “dirt” it seems to be getting all over my robes.

Most of the lights have gone out and are covered by this dirt which seems to be getting harder each day, however some of the lights still continue to shine with the heat they had the day I made them.

I think I’ll call them “stars”.

I discovered a strange thing, as I held on of the tiny lights which was now completely covered with dirt (stars that have been covered with dirt I think I will call “rocks”) I discovered that some of my sweat had dribbled onto it.

Big deal thought that was until I noticed some of the left over sweat now contains greenish gunk ugh!

I blew some of this icky slime away which in turn I accidentally blew fire out of my mouth I didn’t know I could do that, pretty cool eh?

It seems as if the balls of rock react to my spoken command.

I was twiddling my thumbs when I got an idea, gathering a few of the cooling stars that were not so hot to handle, I bunched them into a big ball, the result?

My very own super huge star that really gives off light far and wide.

Next I gathered a few rocks and crushed them and rolled them all together into a thick roll of warm red paste.

Finally I stretched it out forming a thick dark red sheet I then waited a few minutes for it to cool down, but it was taking AGES to cool down so I tried an experiment, If I could breath fire out of my mouth maybe I could spout water?

Nope.

I ended up shooting a fire storm which annihilated several rocks and caused quite a few stars to go nova it was quite an explosion I tell you but luckily it was no were near my thick sheet. (Fireworks?)

Now I’m left with these creepy little holes in space that if I stick my head through I can see another part of this…well this big…splat….dark thing…with lots of stars and rocks, I really should think of a name for it.

Bored I went back to twiddling my thumbs, this time I really went for it I think I hit about 50 knots of speed until my elbow suddenly got really wet, so that’s how you create water…