"It aint easy being green (Poem)" by James ´Jimbo Fett ´ Inwood

It aint easy being green.

Since you gotta be tough, hard and mean

Like a lean lump of cheeder cheese which

Elves have never been.

Wimin Orcs are hard to please since without dental care

we find it very hard to breed, and yes we have no hair

so stop calling me baldy I have feelings too y’know!

Humans despise us which is ok, since we usually eat them

Along with Elves,Humans,Pixies,Humans,Gnomes and of course

Humans of any size. Yum! Can you feel my stomach rise?

Were ugly as sin, yet we don’t care as, duh wots sin?

We are often found living in huts while goblins raid our bins

we teach em a lesson by sticking em with pins and roasting em

with chestnuts and fishy fins.

As for being ugly we our sometimes violent although the author

however is a gentle sort, he would never make war he would rather

score total annihilation and kick there “flipping heds in!”

We are an ancient race with old traditions and customs such as fighting

the bad guys and “blowin em up” and “hangin around with da boyz”

Which sure as heck means we shall not vanish without a trace!