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"The Crystal Ball" by Jess Hyslop

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Er... yep, it's weird. Written in the style of Catch-22 by Joseph Heller (or attempting to be...)


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The old man was vile. He had lumpy skin the colour of rotting pears and the texture of oily rubber. His eyes were large, bulbous and bloated and they bulged even more when he sat down each day in the dingy, suffocating kitchen and stuffed down rotting pears. It was because he stuffed down so many rotting pears that he had so few teeth, and that the teeth he did have were brown and withered like dead leaves. When he grinned his teeth stood out in the cavernous, glistening red mouth like dirty icebergs out of a stormy sea. The young girl had lots of time to examine the old man"s grotesque teeth because the time he grinned most was when he was beating her.

He beat her every day, right after he"d finished stuffing down his rotting pears in the kitchen. It did not matter whether she had done anything wrong or not because everything she did displeased the old man, so she had always done something wrong. Even when she"s tried being extra nice to the old man and fetched him some fresh, juicy, ripe pears from the market he"d found excuse to beat her.

"Ripe pears?" he had exclaimed in a screeching, warbling shriek. "Ripe pears? Did I tell you I wanted ripe pears? What made you think I would want ripe pears? Now you"ve gone and wasted my money on something I don"t even want!" Then his swollen eyes had narrowed and he said, "I bet you only went and bought the ripe pears for yourself! I"ve seen the way you look at my rotting pears - you"ve never ever tried one!"

The young girl cowering in the corner with her long, lank, dirty hair covering her face, hazarded, "But you never let me have any of your ripe pears, so I couldn"t try one if I wanted to."

"Aha!" the old man cried. "And now you"re trying to point the finger at me! Me, your guardian and protector! You"d try and deprive an old man of his pears, would you?"

"No, no," the young girl protested weakly. "Look, I bought you some more."

"But you didn"t buy them for me - you only bought them because you think you"re too good to eat rotting pears!"

It was no good to argue with the old man. He never listened, and yet he heard every word the young girl said and used it against her. His astounding use of illogic was thrown in her face like a battering ram and her pure, simple, innocent logic quivered before it, broke and fled. She was helpless.

When something like this happened, and even when it didn"t, the old man would beat her. He would knock her down on the hard stone floor again and again, grinning his malicious, terrible grin and displaying his malformed teeth. And after the beating the young girl"s long hair would fall across her face and hide away her pale, delicate skin that had bloomed all over with blue-black-purple flowers.

That was when the old man would go into the dilapidated garage at the side of the house and gaze into his crystal ball. The young girl was not supposed to know about the crystal ball - the old man always locked the door of the garage with a grimy key, whether he was in or out of it. But the young girl would sneak round to the back of the garage where the rubbish bins were propped up against the crumbling bricks. There was a small window above them, and if she climbed onto the bins and stood on tiptoe she could just manage to peek through the murky glass and see the old man in front of his crystal ball.

The crystal ball was the only clean thing in the whole house. When the young girl spied through the garage window, she could not keep her eyes off it. It was a large, luminous, silvery orb shining in the centre of the world. Dancing opalescent mists swirled and twisted beneath the perfect surface. To the young girl, it seemed a beautiful pearl hidden inside the ugly shell of the garage. She was entranced.

The old man could not take his eyes off the crystal ball either. He sat in front of it every evening, and his horrible frog-like eyes were huge in his leathery face, glued to the images he saw there. The young girl could tell that he saw pictures in the crystal ball, not just swirling mists, because he would snicker and giggle as he watched them. Sometimes he clapped his greasy hands together greedily and rocked backwards and forwards on his ricketty chair.

Then, at precisely eleven "o" clock, the old man would tear himself away from the crystal ball, get up off his creaky chair, open the door, go out, close it again, lock it with the grimy key, and go back to the house to go to bed. So at precisely five to eleven the young girl would leave her perch on the bins and sneak back into the house so that she"d be there in case the old man wanted to beat her again before he went to bed.

But one day she decided she didn"t want to be there if the old man decided he wanted to beat her. She didn"t even want to be there if he didn"t want to. Where she did want to be was inside the garage with the crystal ball.

So at eleven "o" clock that evening, when the old man left the garage, the young girl squirmed in through the tiny window and climbed down to the floor of the garage. She rushed over to the crystal ball. It was even more beautiful and shiny and perfect than she had ever seen it. She put her battered face close to it and tried to see the pictures in it that she was sure the old man saw. But the only thing the young girl could see were the swirling mists roiling around inside. Disappointed, she leant forward and picked up the silvery pearl in her white, pasty hands. It felt warm and comforting and pulsed gently against her fingertips.

Suddenly, the door of the garage flew open and the old man stormed in. When he saw the young girl holding his crystal ball he stopped stock still like a shocked statue. His face slowly turned crimson, and he let out a scream.

"What are you doing?" he screamed. "What are you doing? What are you doing?"

"Nothing!" the young girl screamed back, terrified and desperate and proud and determined. "Nothing! Nothing!"

Then the old man walked towards her and the young girl had never seen the expression on his face that was there then. He was afraid. There was a thin film of shiny sweat on his slimy forehead and his thin lips were drawn back and trembling.

"Please," the old man pleaded. "Put it down. Please, please..."

Then the young girl suddenly understood why the old man beat her. She looked into the crystal ball and saw the pictures bursting bright and clear in its depths. She understood and, because she understood, she dropped the crystal ball.

And in that moment, when the old man fell forward with a startled, horrified shriek, and the crystal ball blossomed on the floor into a million glittering shards, for the first time in her life the young girl experienced pure, uninhibited happiness.

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10 Jul 2005:-) Elijah Marquez
OH! i get it now! im so slow sometimes. lol!

:-) Jess Hyslop replies: "Don't worry, I didn't mean it to be explicit anyway! "
10 Jul 2005:-) Elijah Marquez
Yes, im confused. I like it but (and its probably just cause im slow) but i dont get why she understood why the old man beat her.... Anyway, i still think its good. Youve got great talent as ive probably gushed before.

:-) Jess Hyslop replies: "The whole story is about power. He had power over her, so he beat her and terrorised her. Then when she was holding his beloved crystal ball, she realised that she had the power over him... and she liked it (mwahahaha!) Ok, so it's kind of dark... "
23 Aug 2005:-) Becca Lusher
Interesting. Dark, grimy and very curious. Have to say I've never read Catch-22 so I can't compare the styles, but I liked the descriptions, which never seemed overwhelming yet told the whole story. The rotting pears were a particularly good touch - especially his reaction when she bought him fresh ones.

Then of course there was the crystal ball. I loved the decription of that, and how beautifully it contrasted to everything else that had gone before.

Have to say I actually thought the reason he beat her had to do with what he'd seen in the crystal ball, and that he knew she would one day break it - but nope, clearly I was wrong ^_^ Power works too though.

Hmm... gritty but intriguing little tale, my dear, good show of versatility ^_^

:-) Jess Hyslop replies: "Why thank you! As an experiment, I feel this one went quite well ^-^ Even if it is a little... obscure."
20 Oct 2005:-) Jamie Foley
Well, I was going to read something else but when I saw 'Catch-22' was mentioned...well, all else was dropped (pun intended) and I had to have a look. Heller's book is just fabulous, isn't it? I just loved Yosarian!

Anyways, about your story: What an interesting idea. It was short, sweet, and delightfully descriptive. I could imagine the characters and setting very well, though you allowed for a great deal of freedom in that respect. I also empathized with the girl and her situation, understood her reactions, and appreciated her final decision. However, there was one thing in particular that bothered me a few times. Though your use of repetition and focus is well done, there were a few sentences which might have been simplified. I'm not talking Hemingway-style simplification, but rather that the meaning was clear before I had finished reading the words. This has nothing to do with the repetition you used in style, but rather could be applied here and there to sentences which were a bit lengthier than your average and seemed a bit loose.

That said, I thought this was a good attempt at imitating Heller's work! Though the content was a great deal different, the intense focus, repetition, and irony showed through very well! Good job!

ps: good taste in books!

:-) Jess Hyslop replies: "Thanks for the great comment! And yeah - I love that book! I see what you mean about the extra bits I don't need - I tend to do that quite a lot, and it's a bad habit. Thanks for bringing my attention to it!"
20 Jun 2006:-) Emily R. Lacy-Nichols
Interesting... I'm afraid that I didn't understand the story either until I read the comment... It seems very open-ended (as much of what I've already read of yours is).
Very intricate descriptions; my mind-pictures as I read were uncommonly vivid! I don't know if I've mentioned this, but you have quite the talent for developing very consistent characters and settings (nothing jars me out of the story; it all fits like a master theif's lock picks). Thanks for quite the ride!
BTW: why did the man look in the crystal ball, and what did he see?

:-) Jess Hyslop replies: "Oh, God, don't ask me that! That's a hard one... To be perfectly honest, I'm not too sure myself (oops, probably shouldn't be saying that) but as I was writing, I imagined him to be laughing at others' pain, and seeing the bad things that people do. So... yeah."
4 May 200845 Bod geek
A witch was afraid of her three sons. She turned the oldest into an eagle and the second into a whale, and each could take his human form for only two hours a day. The youngest fled before he could suffer the same and went off to seek the king’s daughter, bewitched and held prisoner in the Castle of the Golden Sun. He saw two giants quarreling over a wishing cap, and they asked him to settle the dispute. He put on the cap, forgot he had it on, and wished himself to the castle.
The king’s daughter told him that only a crystal ball would break the enchantment. She directed him to go down the mountain, fight a wild bull beside a spring. If he killed it, a bird would spring out of it. If it was forced to let free an egg in its body, the crystal ball was its yolk, but the egg would light everything about it on fire if dropped on the land.
He fought the bull. The bird sprung free, but his brother the eagle harried it until it dropped the egg. This landed on a fisherman’s hut, setting it ablaze, but his brother the whale drowned the hut with waves. The youngest brother took the crystal ball to the enchanter, who admitted himself defeated and told him that the ball would also break the spell on his brothers. The youngest hurried to the princess, and they exchanged rings.


:-) Jess Hyslop replies: "Pretty story! Mine is certainly a very different take on the crystal ball..."
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'The Crystal Ball':
 • Created by: :-) Jess Hyslop
 • Copyright: ©Jess Hyslop. All rights reserved!

 • Keywords: Ball, Crystal, Pears
 • Categories: Magic and Sorcery, Spells, etc.
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