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John R Farley Jr

SciFi & Fantasy Artwork by John R Farley Jr

John is a Trashformer. Seeks out trash to build ships, and rocks and things, it makes him glad to think it's not dead. You see I've been through the desert on a Horse With No Name, it feels good to be out in the rain....
 
 
 

'Riders on the Storm'
(Really) Big Tank
1 Stern of Ship Top, Lights
2 Stern of Ship Light Cluster
3 Stern of Ship, Right Side, Fans
4 Stern of Ship All Lights and Engines
5 Stern of Ship, Top
AF-404 Manta Ray
Alien Fighter
Blue and Yellow Lighted City
Blue-Lighted Stern Panel
Classic Science Fiction, 1930's Style Ray Gun
Classic Science Fiction, Pulp Magazine Cover
Classic Science Fiction, The Moon Rocket
Classic Science Fiction, The Rocket Ship
Deep Space Version 1
Deep Space, Version 2
Deep Space, Version 3 Speed
Doorway
Fantasy Canyon
Fantasy Machine
God's Glory
Heavy Service Trailer, Heavy Duty Beauty Shot 5.jpg
Heavy Service Vehicle 1
Heavy Service Vehicle 2
Heavy Service Vehicle 3
Heavy Service Vehicle 4
Heavy Service Vehicle with Trailer 1.jpg
Heavy Service Vehicle with Trailer and Load 1.jpg
Heavy Service Vehicle with Trailer and Load 2.jpg
Hippie Interplanetary VW Microbus
Hippocampus
Kalay'Am Space Battleship
Land Rover
Little Faery Girl
Lunar Eclipse Pegasus
MAILER-DAEMON
Never Wake A Sleeping Dragon
Pegasus In Flight
Penguin Fighter Pilot
Rocky, The Singing Rock Hopper Penguin
Silhouette of Old Future City
Spaceship Limousine
Storm Wind Unicorn
The Crystals
The Legend of Sleeping Bear Sand Dunes
Tower 1
Tower 2
Tower 3
Traveling Land Rover
Unidentified Alien Spacecraft
Various Spacecraft Designs
Visiting Spacecraft
Visiting Spacecraft Flyover

 
DateNameComment 
7 Nov 2009:-) Aimee E Beth Hudec
Eww, banana lobster?! 22

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "No eww. Banana lobster with avacado dressing. "
7 Nov 2009:-) Aimee E Beth Hudec
Oh!! I know! 18 Banana-lobster foster’s! 13

yeah 2

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "I never saw a banana lobster before. Are they yellow, and long with banana-shaped claws? "
7 Nov 2009:-) Chelsea L Pennelly
I like my lobster with butter2

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Do you like seafood in general or just lobster. I love deep fried clams or perch. "
7 Nov 2009:-) Chelsea L Pennelly
I know my food is so boring compaired to your creative stuff.

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Actually my diet is pretty boring. I wish I could afford to cook like they do on cooking shows. "
7 Nov 2009:-) Aimee E Beth Hudec
Yes, and donkey ones are...oh nevermind 21 LOL!!

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Donkey lobster, they have little assets. "
7 Nov 2009:-) Chelsea L Pennelly
I LOVE seafood!!! But I don’t really get to eat it because no one else is a big fan of fish. When I do get it’s beer battered cod.

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Me too, I’m to only one who liked the coconut shrimp my mom made once. The problem is I to a seafood restaraunt and when I order fish or shrimp, I get two pieces of fish and a bucket load of French fries. "
7 Nov 2009:-) Chelsea L Pennelly
Those shows are lies!!!! They say you can cook something in half an hour. Lies!

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Sometimes you can cook something in a half hour. It’s all the prep time and dirty dishes that take three hours. "
7 Nov 2009:-) Aimee E Beth Hudec
awww 8 goodnight 2

have a peanut butter-chocolate covered broccoli for tommorow11

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Aimee it looks like you’re getting the touch. Congratulations! And I will, but with the addition of lemon-beef gravy. 18"
7 Nov 2009:-) Chelsea L Pennelly
Night John, sleep well. Dream of all that great food, just try not to eat your pillow1412

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Good night Chelsea. But... I thought my pillow WAS great food. 6"
8 Nov 2009:-) Aimee E Beth Hudec
Yeah, when you first gave me your silly food recipes, I just thought they were disgusting, but over time I started making my own! 18

:-) John R Farley Jr replies: "Well, they are disgusting, that’s the whole point. 14

And over time you will find more gross-- uh, I mean more creative ways to create really bad food combinations. Um, I mean to say, more exotic ways of preparing food.


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