hey what is up homey G lol. um ya anywho i was just showing your web page to Ady and stuff..... sorry i fell asleep there for a min. anywho im not suprised that you e-mailed your self on here. id do the same thing. but thats besides the point youll have to show me where to go to put this writing up so i can get mine on there. im going now and ill leave you with one thing. you can do 2 things for me... Nothing and Like it hahaha!. later

Squeak

Hi Brandon, I didn't know you liked to write! Keep them coming, alright?

Brandon your story is so amazing. I remember sitting next to you in elementary school, when we played Dungeons and Dragons together. Such fun time. You where the best dungeon master. I guess thats why you can write these terrific stoies. Well Brandon..good job..BEAM ME UP SCOTTY..your SULU..I'm Captain Kirk..Together we rule the space with the ss enterprise!!!

Brandon..I found your name on the elfwood search. I read your story and I got a elf WOOD if you know what I mean. Just to let you know I want my 450 sided dice back. You thought you had me with the witches brew spell but my cleric health point were so high you couldnt even see the staff of BOTO. By the way Todd says he is the true dungeon master and if you step..the frog spell with the plastic comic wrap with be used to the fullest extent of the law of D&D. Keep writing and I will keep reading your stories. Remember my knight is 10X stronger than yours because of the Fa Fa Fingay ROD.

Mr. Brandon Keel. I have a bone to pick with you. I hear you said you have better d and d dice, magic cards,and yugioh than me. I dont appreciate you talking smack about me like that. If you wish we can have a triathalon of RPG games - a duel to the death with magic, spells, strenght, power and honor. I still have all the light of fleshlight cards and the vajina vortex warp cards. So if you want to battle bring it on. I promise I will cut you like wolverine, blast you like cyclops, beat you down like collosus, punch you out like juganut, and bend your mind like professor x, burn you like pyro, and make you disappear like night crawler. I still have you star wars toys, and I dont think I am going to give it back. You can suck on my staff and play with your dice sucka. Battle of magic is on. May the best wizard win.

Ting ting ting tina!!

I don't have much to say, but whatever Napolean says.

Brandon..your story is so SWWEEETTT. I like to read it when I feed my LAMA TINA..Umm ok Brandon Keel aka BRANDON THE REAL DEAL aka My best friend

Well. I'm pretty popular... 'least around last year. I had almost completley forgotten about this story... but I had something creepin' around in my brain, then BAM! it hit me... seriously, it did, slammed my forehead right onto the keybored. For a half hour.

Seriously though, to anyone who is still waiting to see new stuff here, I'd first like to appologize, you see, I have a very limited acces to any machine, internet capability or otherwise. I do plan to add new chapters, allthough I'm not sure of the length of time it will take.

To those of you star trek fans up there on the board, I'm afraid this is a case of mistaken Identity, allthough I'm sure you'd have figured it out by now. Hit me up with an e-mail or something, reguardless of whether you know me or not, it's good to meet fans and get to know new people, 'specially if you seem to fall in the same lines as I.

Keep your eyes peeled everyone, and *ahem* while your waiting for new words here, please, PLEASE, PLEASE, check out my art at the listed homepage to the... uh... left? i think. or do I? Anyway,


later on
Brandon "Mongoose" Keel

Brandon just stumbled on this. Your story sounds like the one I wrote about 4 years ago. Why would you take my story and post it up as yours. I think that is so not nice. Is it because I have more imaginary friends than you. Next time you decide to copy and paste a story, you better think twice. Cause ill give you a hundred side dice in your face.

--*WIZARD OF WANDORF*-- aka the REAL WIZARD WRITER

PS. Next time I will put a negative 5 spell on you. Then what are you going to do?