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Emma-Jane C. Smith

Emma-Jane C. Smith

Emma-Jane is an insane Queen of cumquats bent on world domination...
 
 
 

As you may have guessed from the title of this page... my name is Emma.. what you don't know is that I am the Queen of Cumquats. Don't you just love small, orange, squishy fruit? No? Well you better start now! *pulls out her gnome whacking mallet and raises and eyebrow* Yes? Okay then, we can move on.

My stories below are all wonderful... despite being created out of the chaos of my mind. But that's life (or death if you're a zombie, vampire or other undead creature... I'm not a lifeist, I like all creatures equally, decomposing or not)

Oh and if you're wondering about why my links are shorter... blame my magpies Urchie, Sunstripe and their horde of babies. They got a little hungry....

Well I really should go... stories to write and all... (more like uni stuff to do *grumble*)

Here, have a basket of mutant cumquats and come back to my insanity soon! ^_^

Aimee L. Smith ~ Alice 'Muffin Girl' Smith ~ Angela 'Who Resists All Nicknames' Perry ~ Andrea 'Andi' Swarner ~ Andrew R. Wynn-Williams ~ Anne M. Leath ~ A. Artemis Heart

Ben Cameron ~ Beth O'Leary ~ Brendon Adam Shapiro ~ Brie 'Sassy Pants' O'Reilly

Cecily 'SWLS' Webster ~ Charlene 'The Lady of Randomness' M. Mattson ~ Chelsea Castonguay ~ Chris A. Jackson ~ Christopher Heisserer ~ Christabel Nolan ~ Christi-Anna Castonguay

David M. Baker ~ Debra Lynn Turpin ~ Deborah J. Smith ~ Divina Mia Fuentes

Erin M. Beanland

Gabs 'Gabsy' Béland ~ Gerrit 'leatherarmy' Verbeek ~ Greg Boyer

Hanna 'Solo' James

Inger Marie Hognestad

James Andrew Bowers ~ James 'Jimbo Fett ' Inwood ~ James K. Bowers ~ Jamie A. Hughes ~ Jeppe M. Valeur ~ John E. Kelley ~ John Ryan ~ J. 'Pedestal Guy' Swanson

Kathleen D. Jennings ~ Keith D. Brooks Jr. ~ Kim Schoonover ~ K. Anne Snell ~ K. Fretwell

Larry N. Morris ~ Lee-Ann 'The Magical Butt' Tee ~ Louise Hughes

Naomi E. Thrower ~ Nari 'Jester' Ramzan

Marie 'Jadeanite' Westbrook ~ Marijke Mahieu ~ Marlena Andrea Cannon ~ Matthew S. Williams ~ Matthew T. Summers ~ Max Hebditch ~ Megan 'Darth Angler' Proverbs ~ M. Mockeridge

Patricia 'Bunny' Saw ~ Patricia M. D'Angelo ~ Paul S. Valley

Rachel 'Arrowfire' Morgan ~ Rane A. Henry ~ Ray 'Phoenix Rising' Krisman ~ Rebecca A. Morgan ~ Ronnie E. Walton

Samuel V. R. Joseph ~ Sarah Michelle Traser ~ Sharon 'Blackstaff' Black ~ Sophie I. Starr ~ Stephanie Boothby ~ Stephanie 'Squiggles' Rennolds ~ Stephen G. Doyle ~ Suzannah Rowntree

Tim Schien

Vic 'Disco' Alfieri ~ Vida 'Obi Wan Cookie' Starcevic

The Herscher Project (old) ~ The Herscher Project (new) ~ Wyvernsmiths ~ Young Artisans

And welcome to the world my daughter Hannah Jane born on the 25/11/08. She'll be the next cumquat writing here in Elfwood I guarentee!

 

 

 

 

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Friends at Elfwood: Patricia M. D´Angelo(Friend) and Chris A Jackson(Friend) .

Guestbook for Ladeth

DateNameComment 
1 Oct 2007:-) Dragonflies2
Boo.

*leaves behind a smile and a hug as she dances back to her page*

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "You're my 555th comment on my main page! WOOooOOT! ^_^*Smiles back at you and BIG hug to you too!*Come back soon!"
15 Oct 2007:-) Kim Schoonover (Darth Maul´s scary sister)
Heya, how've you been, hmm?

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "I have been good... but a little tired because of work. Have I mentioned how much I LOATH shift work? Hope you are good... what with you evil plans for global donimation and everything. (and don't say you were just assessing the world's many defence systems for leaks)*hugs* ^_^"
28 Oct 200745 Christi-Anna Castonguay Mistress of the Seas
What?! no more stars?? *tsks*
I should really update myself though *guilty look*

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "Well you never know what the next update will bring! ^_^ Besides I'm nearly finished the next diary of an evil child so when that's done I'll upload the next set of stories."
1 Nov 2007:-) Christi-Anna 'Mistress of the Seas' Castonguay
I updated *does happy dance* and it came through 1.

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "*does happy dance too*"
25 Nov 2007:-) Tim 'Maul' Schein
Hai

Sup, mang?

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "Nothin’ much! Howz about you?"
26 Jan 2008:-) Kim Schoonover
Wombat.

*holds up a dead wombat*

o_O?

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "Koala.

*holds up a dead koala*

o_O?

Are we going anywhere with this??? ^_^"
4 Mar 200845 Aimz
o hai.
iz in yr website ritin yr cmments.
cnt writ lolcat gud.
sry.

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "tee hee hee! You’re a funny sister! ^_^"
21 Jun 2008:-) Kim Schoonover (Darth Maul´s scary sister)
Apparently not. O_o

Which is a right shame.

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "Apparently not what?? *scratches head and then wonders why she gets splinters*"
26 Oct 2008:-) Erin M. Ramos
*pokepoke*

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "*pokes you back*"
28 Oct 2008:-) Kim Schoonover (Darth Maul´s scary sister)
Apparently not going anywhere with that... perhaps. Care for some eel?

Wait, splinters? o_O?

:-) Emma-Jane C. Smith replies: "Eel’s not really my type of food. I’m a vegetarian when I don’t occassionally slip into cannabalism. Hmmmm... Hufu....

Muwhahahahaha!!!"
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