"Addicted Tooth Fairy" by Emma-Jane C. Smith

Once upon a time in a land that was actually yours... the Tooth Fairy knocked on your door.

"I don't have any new teeth for you." you tell her, puzzled, as you open the door.

She just stands there quietly, a small smile on her face. That's when you notice what she's holding behind her back..... it's a scythe dripping with blood.

"Give me your teeth!" she demands.

You start to shake in your boots.

"Why do you need my teeth?" you ask.... knowing that you'll never be able to eat toffee again if she takes them all.

"Because I need chocolate!!" she tells you.

You notice that she looks like she's put on a few pounds... something that tends to happen when fairies eats too much chocolate.

"I'm addicted to it! Blame the Easter Bunny, he's the one who got me to try his new range of chocolate eggs!"

"Then why do you need teeth?"

Her grin turned evil.

"Because the more teeth I bring the Easter Bunny.... the more delicious chocolate he will give me!!!" she explains.

And then the tooth fairy swings the scythe...... and she has more teeth for her basket. MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!