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Lauren ´Lozzenger´ J. Atkinson
Lauren 'Lozzenger' J. Atkinson
Lauren watches you while you sleep.Hi I'm Loz,
I was born on the 18th of March 1988.
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees and using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferious army ants. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and I can go cross-eyed at will. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small objects with deadly accuracy and I breed prize winning clams. I don't perspire. I'm open to new ideas. My common catch phrase is, 'Why is there a fungus where there wasn't a fungus before?'. I aspire to be a human toaster oven...
I was born on the 18th of March 1988.
I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees and using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferious army ants. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and I can go cross-eyed at will. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small objects with deadly accuracy and I breed prize winning clams. I don't perspire. I'm open to new ideas. My common catch phrase is, 'Why is there a fungus where there wasn't a fungus before?'. I aspire to be a human toaster oven...
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Lauren 'Lozzenger' J. Atkinson
User Name: latkinson Page: http://www.elfwood.com/~latkinson Also at Fan Art Section as latkinson3 [Go!] Lauren is not an Elfwood patron Joined Elfwood: Unknown... Last login at Elfwood: 2009-01-19 16:41:31 Profile Views: 6546 Number of written comments: 1 Total characters in comments: 63Links
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