|11 Apr 2001|| Billy Barnacle|
I think this piece really shouts out loud to you. "Shout. Shout. Let it all out. These are the things we can do without." I think this has a special meaning. I think it is telling us to channel, meditate, become one with our inner barnacle and feast upon the fruits of life -- especially kiwano and mango. Let me tell you a little bit about these to exotic fruits. You see, once, a long long time ago, there was a lonely palm tree named Patsy Palm. Patsy was shunned by all the other palm trees because she had a big orange/yellow shiny nose. They all laughed and mocked her, and wouldn't let her join in the Palmathalon or Palm Olympics. They were sad times, those days when Patsy would sit alone near the hut while all the other trees uprooted from the sand and frolicked and laughed gleefully. She wasn't allowed to join in any of their Palm Games, which included hopscotch, swimming, the triathalon, a spelling contest, jumping through flaming hoops, and chewing cans of pork & beans. When the games were over, the other trees would come back to their grove and talk about all the fun they had. Then they laughed in Patsy's face because she was ugly and fat and stupid and she had a big shiny yellow/orange thing on her face and it was very funny, actually it was so funny I am laughing right now hahaha. Thank you. In any case, one day, during the Buffalo Blizzard of '77, Patsy's nose fell off and hit an innocent bystander, Marvin Monkey, on the head. Marvin was a calm monkey, and he took the thing home and did tests and experiments on it. He analyzed its contents and figured out it was a delicious, exotic, fruity-licious morsel. Yes, my friends, it was edible. Well, I think you know what happens from here. Patsy continued to produce the delicious fruit-like substances, and Marvin was able to come up with the idea for Danimals yogurt, even though there are no manga flavors today. He also would like to copyright "Fruity-licious" even though I sold it to him for a reasonable price thank you. The moral of this story, kids, is as follows: never look a gifthorse in the mouth, 'cause if you do, it'll probably grow fangs and bite your face off, and then you'd get rabies because it was a rabid horse, and then you wouldn't have a face, and then you couldn't get married and have 18 kids and buy a lottery ticket and even if you did you wouldn't win because I already bought the winning ticket and I am rich, you are poor, so you have to live in a bamboo hut on some unknown island where Ferdinand Magellan's bones are buried and the hut would be under a tree and that tree would be Patsy Palm's niece and then she would have a blue shiny nose that wouldn't be a blueberry and then it would start all over with the talking, walking trees and their flaming hoops of death. A vicious cycle, it is. I know thatw as you britt, lol, patsy! where are you?!
|12 Apr 2001|| The artist|
She from Ehrigize (i think thas how you spell it) She's also form a tv show, but she really doesn't look like THAT. She looks different...i just liked the name.
|3 Jun 2001|| Mariah|
I like her eye... Ya better like it! And if there's anyone who doesn't...head WILL roll!! Bwhahahaha!
|19 Aug 2001|| I AM BETTER SHUT UP |
Ah, Billy Barnacle. Whoever wrote that comment is one sick, twisted, deranged genius. ::beam:: Ah, those were the days. I'm really glad that everyone likes the comment. I know the only reason people come to "Punk's" site is to read this literary masterpiece. She's lucky that I got her so much publicity.
|18 Dec 2001|| ___________ line|
Can I just say that I hear me about the above comment. Go me go me go me it's my birthday not really but it will be on January 24 buy me things, cash donations are accepted but I do NOT take personal cheques, they take up to 10 days to clear morons!!!! HELLO!!!!!
|3 Apr 2002|| Drunken butthole |
Y'all suck ****hiccup****
|22 May 2002|| Sephy|
Lord give me stenth not to barf.
|20 Dec 2004|| Ichigo <3|
Alight Gramps! We don't wan ta hear ya palm tree story! I like the pic! She really does look like Sailor Moon. Nice.