Elfwood is the worlds largest SciFi & Fantasy community.
  - 93551 members, 17 online now.
  - 54184 site visitors the last 24 hours.

 

 
StartWhat's NewJoin UsPopularSciFi & Fantasy ArtStoriesTutorialsCommunityFindRulesAbout
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
M. Mockeridge

"A Conversation Between Jesus and Peter" by M. Mockeridge

SF&F Picture 2 out of 6 by M. Mockeridge
 
Tag As Favorite
 
The History Channel is the closet thing I ever get to church. (Note: This isn't to say that these are my religious views. This isn't to be taken seriously.)
 Add Bookmark
Tag As FavoriteComment

Peter: (Looks over railing of Heaven into Hell.)

Jesus: (Sneaks up behind him) Boo!

Peter: (sarcastically) Ah.

Jesus: What are you looking at?

Peter: Hell. Jesus, I thought your father was a forgiving god, why are so many people damned like this. Why can't they join us in Heaven, they are his creations, why does he forsake them?

Jesus: There is a reason.

Peter: Oh, there's a reason for everything! For once, I'd like to know one of these reasons.

Jesus: I can't tell you.

Peter: Oh, c'mon.

Jesus: I really shouldn't.

Peter: I won't tell anyone, promise.

Jesus: Pinky promise?

Peter: Yes.

(Lock Pinkies)

Jesus: Okay. They won't stay there. They'll all join us at sometime. But you can't tell anybody, or they'll all be committing sins.

Peter: I won't. (Looks back into Hell.) Hey look, a bald guy. (Spits.)

Jesus: Peter don't.

Peter: Five points if you can hit Hitler.

Jesus: Kay.

←- The Bedtime Adventures of Garneldo the Imaginary Dragon and I | Mary and Little Lamb -→

DateNameComment 
23 Aug 2004:-) Jenny 'Dumpysaurus' Barnes
Good shmoo, I love it! The end got an audible snork out of me. You seem to have a lot of interesting ideas regarding religion... or at least a mischeivous joy derived from offending people. Not that I was offended! Keep up the grade A work, hep cat.

:-) M. Mockeridge replies: "Heheh, yeah, that's me. ......heheh."
30 Nov 200445 Logan M Giannini
Okay, it's extremely sacreligious, but also very funny.
12 Feb 2008:-) Gwenivere Stephan
Bwhahaha! I love it! Bwhahaha! *dies*
Okay, better now. This is great! I love humor like this... I have to send this to my mom, she’d laugh at it. I love the ending! Great work, really funny and simple. Thank you for writing this, made my day!
^^
12 Feb 200845 ÆØN
haha.. that’s pretty creative for the mind to think of. The end is surprising, nice.
22 Feb 2008:-) Glo 'the Bug' Bowden
Alright, I could argue the religious points in this, but why bother, as that’s obviously not the point of this piece. I am a Christian (and I have my theories about forgiveness, heaven, and hell) and I love my Jesus, but this definitely made me laugh.

I’m pretty sure God has a sense of humor. (Gee...if my life is any indication...^_~)I was a bit iffy about reading this, but you got me on the first "Boo!" from Jesus! Ha ha! Is it wrong that I can totally picture him doing that?

Thank you for writing and posting. It quite a few chuckles out of me, even in its brevity.
3 Oct 2008:-) Jake Diebolt
ARRRRRGG I’M SO OFFENDED!!!!!
Just kidding. Funny little piece. I love Peter’s liltte "Oh, C’mon!" Its like they’re high school buddies.
Not signed in, Add an anonymous comment to this guestbook...    

 Your Name:
Your Mail:
   Private message? (Info)



About 'A Conversation Between Jesus and Peter':
 • Status: OK
 • Created by: :-) M. Mockeridge
 • Copyright: ©M. Mockeridge. All rights reserved!

 • Keywords: Jesus, Peter, Heaven, Hell, God
 • Categories: Angels, Religious, Spiritual, Holy
 • Views: 251


More by 'M. Mockeridge':
 Part 2: 'Do you have a name?'
Part 1: A Fisherman's Discovery
Prince Autrivous
The Bedtime Adventures of Garneldo the Imaginary Dragon and I
Mary and Little Lamb

Related Tutorials:
  • 'Creating an Original Character'
  • 'On Teen Writing' by :-)Elisabeth A. Wilhelm
  • 'The Seed of Government - Part 1' by :-)Crissy Gottberg
  • Art Education Finder...
    •  
    Home |  About |  Advertising |  Terms of Service |  Copyright Info |  Contact Us | 
     

    Elfwood™ is a site for Fantasy and Science Fiction art and stories created by Thomas Abrahamsson and helpful assistants and moderators, owned by the Elfwood corporation.

    [More...]