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||Meet Zachary Goldfever Arthropod III and his sidekick, Crab. |
Zachary's true identity is a mystery, but he is a kind of antihero who's obsessed with probability. He appears to suffer from memory lapses as he occasionally fails to recognize his enemies, and psychologists theorize that this mysterious criminal is suffering from short-term memory failure. He often states that "nothing is certain", and is himself eerily unpredictable.
Zachary loves chocolate bunnies with mayonaise, a trait he inherited from his grandfather.
Zachary's sidekick, Crab, is a crab. Crab himself states that he is a reincarnation of the Philosopher, but nobody is entirely certain of which Philosopher Crab is talking about. Crab can communicate telepathically, and he can also pinch people pretty damn hard with his pincers.
Who the woman is, I have no idea. What they're doing in an office space, who knows? If anyone wants to tell the story of how Zach and Crab wound up in this situation, feel free to sum it up in a comment or email it to me.
|Oh no! Ninjas!||Goblin Lord|