OH MY! NO COMMENTS YET!!!!
*stares in disbelief*

That's... unbeliavable.

And you write such good stuff! Especially your vampire poems! Deep, dark, no rhyme (which is good, I always wrestle with the bloody rhymes), the mood to your stuff is so...

(so what?)

So DARK!

(ah, woman...)
(silly mortal, yeeesh...)
(sorry? who do you mean by that?)
(i wasn't talking to you, foolish vampire child...)
(well GOOD. 'cause I'm not the least bit mortal)
(yesh you are)
(no I'm not)
(yesh you are)
(no I'm not)
(yesh you are)
(NO I'M NOT!!!!)

Er... right. Sorry for taking your time.

Oh yeah!

*first comment piruette*
(no I'm not)

Kai Slettebø replies: "I like the glomy and grim style, I guess you are what you are. Me? I'm one of thos Kind but dark souls. I wan't people too flee in fear when they see me, but if they got too know me they'd see past my frightening exterior. (I've acheived this, although some still twitch when they see me.)"

Read what you posted,I especially liked "Fallen Words", keep up the good work! Hey, it's been along time since we chilled out over a beer by the way... gotta do that sometime soon..
(I love them little tacos, I loves them goooood...)

My favorite part about reading your work is the way you manage to bring out the imagery and emotion from the piece into the head of the reader.

Though I would suggest running some of your stuff through a spell checking, typos tend to interfere with the flow of the poem. ('Hart//Heart' for example)

Kai Slettebø replies: "I do as best I can, and its great that you right my wrongs. Best way to learn is to have some one tell you. I've got a slight dyslexia problem, not on the reading part just the writing and its oftend short words that just slide out. "What does not kill you makes you stronger, unless you happen to break your neck." "

*cleans out favourites list*

Oh-- this stays.

*click*

Tacos?

Tacos...?

TACOS!!!!!!!

*dumps a mountain of tacos on your page*

TACOS!!!!!!!

P.S. Any updates we, the faithful children of Wyvern, could look forward to after the &*%^$£ merge?

Guess not. Hello? *knocks on screen*

Happy new Elfwood!

Yes, I will stop pestering you now.

Kai Slettebø replies: "I'm back, just waiting for my ticket to go trough.It's been what, abouth 2 years now? Heh I know its one hell of a time out. Main reason: Harddrive crashed and I lost almost everything I had. But then not too long a go, I had a look at my site and I thought "God, what a load of shite, I'd bether do something abouth this." And here I am. I've got too say I missed this Elfwood spirit!"

So need to read more of the theifs tale

Kai Slettebø replies: "I’m Working on the first chapter now, not sure when it is done. I’m hopeing some time soon."

New. What are tickets? I’ve so got to figure out how to get my account working. It’s so annoying.

Thanks.......but I’m still confused. I’m probably going to make a new account because I (being stupid) lost the password to this one. Wait a minute! My friend has my password and username! I knew I was right to give it to someone else! She reads everyone stuff using my account....