You open the door and enter the room.
The walls are painted dark pink, and hung with pictures. Silver-gold sunlight streams through a huge, gothic window on the far wall. In each corner of the room stands a mime, staring at you and smiling eerily.
If you think this is too weird and have better things to do, go to page 62
If you decide to ignore the weirdness and take a closer look at the pictures, go to page 315
* * *
This is too weird, you think. I have better things to do. You open the door and step out, only to find yourself falling, falling, falling into blackness...
Shocked, you realise that you have stepped into a bottomless abyss! As you fall to your eventual death, you think to yourself: Somehow, I think that was the wrong choice...
* * *
You decide to wander over and examine the pictures. They look kind of interesting...
All of a sudden, a huge, horrible, ravenous, Thing leaps out of the shadows behind you!
(Please roll two dice and remember the total).
*waits as you roll the dice* (You must be really bored to be doing this)
Have you rolled them yet?
Are you sure?
Good. Then we can continue.
If you rolled 2-6:
The ravenous Thing eats you and you die. Wahahahaha!!
If you rolled 7-12:
You avoid the Thing's salivating jaws and stick its thumb in your eye (yes, you read that right). The Thing shrieks and whimpers and runs away, throwing itself through the gothic window with an ear-splitting crash of glass.
Nobody likes to touch eyeballs, not even ravenous Things.
If you cheated during this game:
The door and window disappears, trapping you in this gallery for all eternity, in pitch blackness save for the eerie white faces of the mimes. Staring at you. And smiling.
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Guestbook for Mproverbs
|30 Sep 2008|| Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)|
Oh! *does the hand thing* Do my picture!*sigh* You can’t do the hand thing on a Sith lady. I’m sure you can’t do the hand thing on a Sith lady. There must be something in the rules about that...
Or at least update.
O_o? Megan Proverbs
replies: "I will have updates shortly. I’ve got at least a couple of pics that are appropriate for Elfy.
Okay? Good. "
|13 Oct 2008|| Rachel Kelly Tipaldi|
I enjoyed all of your work so much and am glad I decided to look through the entire gallery. Keep drawing Megan.
|13 Oct 2008|| Rachel Kelly Tipaldi|Omg, I just read your profile. That’s freakin’ awesome. Now I’m gonna go check out your writing. Megan Proverbs
replies: "Thanks very much. I really appreciate that you took the time to look through my entire gallery, and thanks for all the comments."
|19 Nov 2008|| Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)|
Oh dear... you very well may have beat me to updating... terrifying.
But... welcome back? Sort of? Maybe? Woof? Megan Proverbs
replies: "Beat you to updating? I’m sure you updated at least twice since I’ve been away...
Woof? Bark. Yap!"
|20 Nov 2008|| Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)|
Have I? Huh.
I couldn’t remember. o_O
*lobs a demonic kitty at ye and misses utterly* Megan Proverbs
replies: "Yes, you have.
Oh look, a demonic kitty! *hangs it up as a Christmas ornament*"
|21 Nov 2008|| Kim Schoonover (Darth Maulīs scary sister)|
*observes the apparently quite happy kitty swinging from a shimmering wire, batting random stuff* Oh, wow... why didn’t I think of that?*hangs Kim up as a Christmas ornament*
But are you sure? And when was the last time you updated, anyway? I mean, before now...Fairly sure... there was the new mermaidy thing, and a new kitty and that interesting one with newspapers in the background...
Err... *shifty eyes* Those fruit creature things?
O_O! I just had a sudden thought... in Ark of Truth, Teal’c goes on an epic journey across a bunch of mountains... but... they were only on the planet to get a thing, not to stay, so why did he have enough tritonin to sustain him all that really long way? Seriously. o_O And he was on foot, after all... et alone the fact that the timelines don’t track... senseless...Well, considering offworld expeditions by SG1 never, ever go to plan and they always seem to get themselves in some sort of diabolical mess, it would probably be wise of Teal’c to carry with him a whole crapload of tritonin in case of any eventuality, no?
Or maybe he was always intending to go on an epic quest across the mountains and getting the thing was just an excuse?
Then again, have you even seen Ark of Truth?Nope. I think I recall something about vowing never to see it due to my intense dislike of all post-O’Neill SG...
...Um. Well. Pudding?Yes, please?
Agh! And if they had the money to get shiny floors, and to make the orisi lady pop around in a flamey mass, why couldn’t they get their special effects people to swap the mud out for the nice purdy plains of Celestis that they featured in season nine? Why?
Or did they just run out of time...? >.> Megan Proverbs
replies: "Maybe they used up all their shoestring budget on those special effects. Or ran out of time. Or just couldn’t be bothered. Or all of the above..."
|22 Apr 2009|| MT Starkey|
|12 May 2009|| Daniel tean parnell|
hey great wrk
|16 Jul 2009|| Yoni Danziger|
Hi Megan, you have a beautiful gallery and some really cool ideas!
|5 Nov 2012|| Todd Whiteroad|
Hey Megan, we used to go to school together....not sure if you still read this but send me an email at email@example.com.....it would be good to hear what you are up to these days....I have been overseas since the reunion in 2006!
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