Well. *is highly miffed* She probably doesn't know who I am either.

Haslo, Anna! I is Trish. My grammar is not nearly always as happy as this but today I is trying to fix me html on me page. 'Nuf said.

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And I didn't even know Alyssa George was Aussie either! Stop making me feel bad.

Well, anyway, I'm here to read since Tim hath so dubbed thee one of the three most talented Aussies on Elfwood. And that is a title not lightly bestowed upon any random feral koala. :>

Not that I'm implying that you're a feral koala...

or that you...

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meh, me brain hurts

Anna ´Annarti´ Thomas replies: "But how do you know~ I'm not a random feral koala? I could even be a wombat, for all you know X3

Thanks for stopping by =D"

That's true.

You could be a wombat, but then you'd most likely be snuffling and chasing after my ankles like all wombats tend to do.

Only one wombat has ever caught my ankles. It hurt. I had teethmarks for a week.

That wombat is now dead.

...

Not that I'm implying that I killed the wombat. That wombat was killed later on. It is rumoured that a girl called Lucy either poisoned the wombat or sat on the wombat. I suppose either would've killed it...

Anna ´Annarti´ Thomas replies: "Weren't you ever warned~ not to pat the wombat? Tsktsk, silly girl."

Argh, that book. It was really popular when I was in primary school and I had to hack so much from all the kids.

"Don't PAT the wombat! HAH! Pat! It's like your name! Pat! Except without the 'ricia' at the end! Patricia! Pat! Geddit? Geddit?"

And then the librarian read the book to us in class and everyone giggled at the name and whispered to me, "Wouldn't it be funny if you were a wombat? And your name is Pat?"

*mutters something dire*

Stupid 8-year-old kiddy humour...

Anna ´Annarti´ Thomas replies: "Pfft, that's nothing. I always hated doing sports, cos everyone'd always call out "GO~~~ ANNA =D Hee, go Anna X) Geddit? Goanna XD"

It got old really, really fast. And then I changed schools in year 5 and went through it all again. Every time someone came up with it, they thought they were being so very original. "Aha. Ahahaha~~ shuddup ¬¬" I swear I got it up until year 12 when we didn't do PE anymore. Bliss, I tells ya X)"

We're having a party on Tim's page tomorow to welcome him back. I'm inviting everyone even the KAGS, Dark Siders are a given. There will also be a few playful battles for entertainment. Don't forget to bring some food, decorations have been seen to.

Oh and I almost forgot! Do bring any pets you have with you. But most of all... HAVE FUN!!!

Anna ´Annarti´ Thomas replies: "Tomorrow as in~ last Monday? Oops, my bad ^^;;"

YraeAnna, how is ya?

School's back!!! Ugh, I can feel the depression sinking in already as summer ends and the days get colder.

Really loving the yrae chronicles. One of the better stories on the site. Thanks for posting. Now, I just need to know if I should be begging at you or your beta readers to get 10+11 to show up faster.

Anna ´Annarti´ Thomas replies: "That'd be me =3; I just need to code them and stick 'em in the queue ^^ It's just the coding... *shudder* I hate coding~ .-.;"

*waves* 'Ello! Any particular points of interest for me to look at/start with here? I noticed some pieces are a good 3/4 years old now, so I thought I'd ask before I dig into them and rip up things you've already fixed. ^-~

As always not entirely sure when I'll get to reading (a whole lot) but that is the plan. Though, I might stay away from the unfinished novels for a while. I've still got a few of them left, so we'll see if I get around to juggling it all or not. ^-^;;

Anna ´Annarti´ Thomas replies: "'Ello 'ello =3 They're all kinda getting on a bit, aren't they? Mrr... I would say Silent Harmony purely because it explains everything first up. The earlier chapters tho... They're old. I look back on them and CRINGE, because there's so much I've skipped over or not explained well enough or characters who didn't get properly introduced. That said, I somehow fluked a Mod's Choice for chapter one, so I dunno, can't be all bad. I hope. *pokes it with a barge pole*

The Own fic is still my favourite, but it was written for friends who already know all the guys in it, so not entirely self-contained. Should still make sense to read it, especially since you know all about Kazin from Bouquet, but you may have a question or two unanswered.

Everything else is short and OLD or long and OLD and I really need to clean this place out. Project for the evening, methinks."

*cackles and points to the mini-story spree* You cannot take the reading of those stories away from me now!

(Add to that that I'm currently still debating whether I should start new-new novel length things, because shorter pieces allow me to actually breathe when looking at my reading list. It's nice when you can look at three dozen pieces and say 'well, they're not all book-length'. *burble* Depends on how long the chapters are in and of themselves. I should complain less. I'd get more things read. ^-~)

I shall (attempt to) read the The Own tale next time around. It stopped raining! Have to capitalise on the moment and make a run for the busstop. ^-~ And then I have to write too...

*waves*

Ooo, desert pieces! *Scrambles to get comfortable before reading. Desert seems to be my favorite setting for placing books as well. I currently have two novels and one short story placed in a desert, but only two are up on EW.

After that little ramble .... hello. *waves* nice to meet you. I'm just ambling around on elfwood, looking for more people to make aquaintances with and some more great stuff to read.

Aww I’m sorry you’re not posting here anymore. But I can understand; the advertising has gotten a little pervasive.