| 25 Oct 2009 |  Chris h |  Loading...Hello there Tom. Look, lets get this straigh. I’m not Dave nor am I one of his numerous alter egos. I’ve changed my name by deed poll and reflected this in my choice of username on here. I’m NotDave. Pleased to meecha.
Right, is that clear? Doth he protest too much? You be the judge. Anything can happen in the next half hour. This is a story about two sisters, Jessica Tate and...
Sorry. Getting carried away there.
Anyhoo, welcome along. Its always good to receive a comment from anyone who isn’t the tedious Anon troll  | |
| 27 Dec 2009 |  Dave Cripps | Loading... Moooooo ? Chris h replies: "Hello. Hey, Bahhhhh as the sheep said to me this morning as I trdged past them to take some photos. Even better. I found and today got to use my Ronnie Corbett soundboard with a nuisance caller at work. Was fantastic. He hung up before I got to play ’the producte said...’
Hows you?" | |
| 13 Jan 2010 | Chris h | Loading... Oh, if the Mooooooo was related to the Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz well, that was the sound of the microwave - we couldn’t fit a cow in our microwave - not that I tried. | |
| 16 Feb 2010 |  Webazoot | Loading... Keep away from me then! | |
| 16 Feb 2010 | Webazoot | Loading... I cant risk getting anyone’s cold with this medication........ | |
| 17 Feb 2010 | Dave Cripps | Loading... Oink?! Chris h replies: "Damn this code, its a tough one to crack..." | |
| 24 Feb 2010 | Webazoot | Loading... Twitter: Oh I’m on the bus and some snotty nosed kid is coating the back of my head with Alienesque goop....... Chris h replies: "Is that a Red Dwarf Quote? If anyone should be on twitter it ought to be your good self. " | |
| 8 Mar 2010 | Dave Cripps | Loading... Twitter...... Good Grief!
Here’s a Red Dwarf quote: SFX: Siren going off ’Abandon ship Abandon Ship! This is not a drill.... this is a drill’ SFX: Road Drill ’oh bugger the sirens broke now... Awooga Awooga Abandon ship!’ Chris h replies: "An adroit suggestion, Sir, with only two minor drawbacks..." | |
| 1 Apr 2010 | Dave Cripps | Loading... One: Jet powered Rocket Pants don’t exist and Two: Jet Powered Rocket pants only exist in the cartoon Robby Rocket Pants....
Chris h replies: "I always wanted some rocket pants. all I ever got was superman ones... " | |
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