Paul Cerar

Paul is a Pastafarian.

 

 

Lives with a catgirl named "Spice", who warns him that if he so much as looks at another catgirl, she will take a tomahawk to his laptop - and she does not mean the computer.

Used to be paranoid, but now knows he really is being followed by the Cadbury Caramilk Bar Secret Police.

Instead of a guard dog, keeps "camel spiders".  Names them after angels.  "Sariel" got loose one night and ate a big hole in his right ear.  Now uses the hole to hold cigars.

A member of the SPCIA - The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Imaginary Animals.  Rather ironic, since his catgirl captures and tortures the poor creatures.  She leaves gifts of half-eaten fairies on his pillow.

Might have had a "Near-Death Experience" as an infant, when his siblings stuffed his mouth and nose with raisins.

Might have met real Aliens/ Men In Black.  Has seen UFOs.

Likes eating exotic and unusual foods.  Has eaten "beaver-sandwiches", but is reluctant to mention it, because people think he is telling a dirty joke.

His left hand does not know what his right hand is doing, which is just as well, because he does not trust his left hand (he knows where it's been).

Likes to impersonate himself, as his own evil-twin brother.

Shuns indoor plumbing.

Has surgery scars on throat.  He was wounded fighting for a woman's honour - the woman won.

Speaks in "tongues", but only when the Alcohol Spirit moves him.  Channels spirits, after he drinks them.

A Christian who believes in democracy and ethical monotheism.  Born (1961) and raised in Toronto.  Works as a file clerk.

"Sometimes a man has to think like a hero in order to act like an ordinary decent human being."

Fights terrorists and fascists, and pisses off book-burners (and vice-versa).   A friend of The Mackenzie Institute, The Canadian Coalition Against Terror, Canadians Against Suicide Bombings, Canada-Afghanistan Solidarity Committee, and other pro-democracy/ anti-terrorism groups.

An official member of The Canadian Space Society.  Internet names/ nicknames include Cerarpaul, Paulcerar, Steeltoad and Space Cadet.

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Interests
The exploration and development of space. Cosmopolitan and well-read. Does volunteer work with the handicapped.

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Favorite Fantasy/Scifi Movies and TV Shows
Is considering producing his own. Has contacted Yvonne Navarro, author of "Afterage", and suggested a TV series based on it.

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Favorite Fantasy/Scifi Books
Jerry Pournelle and friends. Often the best way to tell the truth is through a story.

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Favorite Music
His band, "Vietnam Ripper", and "Death Country". His bandname is Steeltoad.

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Friends at Elfwood
Friends at Elfwood: John R Farley Jr(Friend) , Tomislav Korade(Friend) , Marika Viklund(Friend) , Natasha Curry(Friend) , Yoni Danziger(Friend) , Serena Serenity Thomas(Friend) , Natalie Adams(Friend) , Linda Trude Jansson(Friend) , Sam Adams(Friend) , Jill O Connell(Friend) , Crystal CC Ng(Friend) , Per Johansson(Friend) , Rachel Eve Lachance(Friend) , Anne Wipf(Friend) , Sherwin ortonio remorin(Friend) , Marc Margielsky(Friend) , Thyri Telari(Friend) , Silvia Meiliani(Friend) , Oswald Johnathon Levesque(Friend) , Annarosa ´Catgirl´ Agarossi(Friend) , Marjolein Beiler(Friend) , Cristy Ann Ballard(Friend) , Erin E Ewer(Friend) , Shamira emily holland(Friend) and Alison Smoot(Fan) .

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Paul Cerar

 User Name: paulcerar
 Page: http://www.elfwood.com/~paulcerar
 Paul is not an Elfwood patron
 Joined Elfwood: 2008-12-24
 Last login at Elfwood: 2009-11-21 01:59:49
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