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 Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5])

SciFi & Fantasy Fiction and Stories by Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5])

would just like to point out that it's illegal to have sex with a moose on a public road. Good day.
 
 
 

A story of Stops
Ah'm a Mad Hatter with a Blastive Gun...
Belief
Discrepancies
Gods of confusion...
Mirages
Moose
Ode to Pants
Otherworld's Sausage: Chapters 1-2
Pointlessness...
Wanted: Rahah Okeishu
What Will Be

 
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18 Mar 2009:-) Márcia Esperança
MUFFINS!!! *accepts the mufin and eats it like a starving lion*
Ohhh!!! *watches the other muffins falling from the sky*
I wont eat all of them. I’ll leave some for the birdies. XD

XD

OK. Still, i’m gonna read them. ^^

:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Birdies... how kind of you. I suppose that will fatten them up for the kitties...
Well, that will leave a mess.

Well, in that case, hope you enjoy them. *munches a muffin*"
21 Mar 2009:-) Márcia Esperança
What a big mess will that leave, indeed. Blood, flesh and feathers everywere. Humm... i guess it would be an interesting thing to see. Not everyday there are lots of dead birdies being eaten by kitties. But if the kitties eat too much they will get fat too... O__O

Ohhh yeah, i’m sure i’ll like them. ^^ They were written by ye, so i HAVE to like them.

:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "And sometimes, they like to eviscerate them and leave them lying around as ’gifts’... o_O Or so I’ve heard.

My cat just puked up a dead mouse on the couch upstairs, on the subject of kitties and gross... and then, shortly after, the other puked up some milk or something on the lawn right in front of me. Is this what spring entails?

Eh, if you say so... O_o Hope you’re right.

"
21 Mar 2009:-) Márcia Esperança
EWWWWWWW.... my cats do that too. O_o


HAHAHA!!! *laughing of what hapenned to your cats and your question* Well, i DO know thats not funny, but... Actually, yesterday D. Diego was about to piss on my bed again when, thank God, one of our demonic breeds with Kiesha arrived and gave him a lesson. They fought on my bed... And instead of pissing my bed, they filled it with blood. Yup, D. Diego got a major wound on his back. I’m sure he’ll learn not to mess with my bed again.

:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Oh, but it is funny, when you’re not the one who has to clean it up... o_O

In my experience, though, blood is a bit harder to get out than urine... I’m just saying, that might not have been such a good trade off."
22 Mar 2009:-) Márcia Esperança
Agghhhh.... but i’m not the one who is going to clean it up, soo... i’m not worried about that. Anyways... i still prefer blood to urine. You see... i prefer blood’s smell. Urine is... NO COMMENTS.

:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Of course. >.>

Well, naturally, they smell like what they are, I suppose... that’s what I like about washing machines, though... chuck everything in, doesn’t matter what it had on it, unless it’s caked cat hair, in which case it does matter because then it just gets spread out among everything...

Though a mattress is slightly harder to get smells out of."
22 Mar 2009:-) Márcia Esperança
Yup. Ughhh... fur everywere. O_o

Tell me about it!!! You have to take it out of your bed; wash it; dry it up on one side; turn it to dry it up on the other side and then put it on the bed. For me it’s a bit more annoying, because my bedroom is upstairs, so i have to carry it around. O_o

:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "See, that’s why I generally keep the cat out of my room. (I say ’the cat’ because only one of them will even willingly go in there... >.> )

Oh dear. o_O"
22 Mar 2009:-) Márcia Esperança
Nichel, PREPARE TO DIE!!! You’ll pay for everything you’ve done to me!
What do you say? If i werent here you would be DEAD for now!
Nichel... YOU BETRAYD ME! YOU DESERVE TO DIE! Youre a BETRAYER! A heretic!
What do you say? Have you forgotten that i’m a demon? The blood that runs through rahahmy veins as already died... I’M EMPTY!!! It’s only dust inside... YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
STOP NICHEL! You aren’t a demon; you aren’t immortal; you aren’t an angel; YOU ARE NOTHING! Jus a thought on my head! You can get out of me! I can kill you! You WILL NOT MAKE ME MAKE HER SUFFER AGAIN!
HAHAHA!!! You are soo wrong... and i’m so sad to have to destroy such a sweet-faced guy... I’m so desapointed about you... i thought you could be stronger... but youre just another weak human that fails to love as everyone else!
And have you failed to love too? DID YOU?? C’mon, tell me! You only say tht because you’re envious of me because i am able to LOVE! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *disapears into the empty nothingness, wich is death in body and spirit*
Finally... i can go back to her. Love will not weak me.

O_o.... Don’t ask.

:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Ah, but what is love?

Traidor... damn it, I can’t type accents anymore. Curses. I mean...


Is he okay?"
24 Mar 2009:-) Márcia Esperança
Well... thats a good question. And i guess hes ok. Well, you know what happened to Nichel. O_o

Yeah, but when i go downsairs usually i forgot to close the door. i leave it wide open. I also dont put that cat in my room; i only put Rera because i know she wont do something like that.

:-) Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Do I?

I tend to miss things. >.>

Ah... that would do it. You know, there’s a nice thing about living on/in a hill - one door downstairs, one up, both going to ground level. So at least that’s not an issue here...

Put peper on your floor, thought, that’d keep them out. o_O

Although then Rera wouldn’t be able to go in..."
26 Jun 2009:-) Dave Cripps
Are you here? You’re not there any more. Maybe the Gron got you??
17 Jul 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
Mooooooooo!
3 Sep 2009:-) Heidi Hecht
Yaaaargh...Got creamed by a moose named Kim! LOL. Hi.
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