SciFi & Fantasy Fiction and Stories by Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5])

Monty Python, dearest. I was quoting. ^^

*snorts* Guild Wars used to be my crack. Then Direcway became HughesNet and internet was NO MORE. *cries* Yeah, I friggin’ loved Guild Wars. I was a Ranger. Tamed a wolf. I was pretty awesome. I mean, I beat everyone into the ground in those arenas. I don’t know if that qualifies as awesome or not...

PSH, You’re coming back! If I have to go to where ever it is you live and force feed you rotten eggplants until you beg for mercy! >D

I mean... hi. *attempts to hide Hewlett Packard behind her back*

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Oh, wow. Ain’t I a clueless one... o_O

The sad thing is, I’m only addicted to GW mostly just because it loads so quickly and is so stable and efficient. If it weren’t for that, I’d still be obsessively playing neverwinter nights, or some other D&D game. >.<
But I’m a ritualist/ranger most of the time, and I have a tiger! I white tiger! Huzzah. And I’m pretty awesome, too. I can kill things 8 levels higher than me with it and my spirits. I love my spirits.
I named the character and her kitty after a nwn npc, though. ^^

Okay, okay. I’m back. Happy? O_O *cringes away from the eggplants, having already had unpleasant experiences with rotten eggplants and as such knows full well their power*

*waves a stack of intermingled CDs and DVDs cheerfully*"

HI, Kim!!! wassup??? XD I laughed so much wit what you wrote on this accounts short bio or whatever it is... XD Also, i’m gonna try to read your stories one of these days. Not now, ’cause my internet is being really stupid.

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Mmm... muffins. *offers one*

*several others fall out of the sky*

Like I said, muffins. o_O


Hmm, yes. That. What the blazes was I thinking, I wonder?
Still. Yay. ^^

My stories, eh? Don’t strain. yourself. Not sure why I’d say that, but there’s probably a reason somewhere...
Internet does seem to excel at that, though... *nods*"

MUFFINS!!! *accepts the mufin and eats it like a starving lion*
Ohhh!!! *watches the other muffins falling from the sky*
I wont eat all of them. I’ll leave some for the birdies. XD

XD

OK. Still, i’m gonna read them. ^^

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Birdies... how kind of you. I suppose that will fatten them up for the kitties...
Well, that will leave a mess.

Well, in that case, hope you enjoy them. *munches a muffin*"

What a big mess will that leave, indeed. Blood, flesh and feathers everywere. Humm... i guess it would be an interesting thing to see. Not everyday there are lots of dead birdies being eaten by kitties. But if the kitties eat too much they will get fat too... O__O

Ohhh yeah, i’m sure i’ll like them. ^^ They were written by ye, so i HAVE to like them.

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "And sometimes, they like to eviscerate them and leave them lying around as ’gifts’... o_O Or so I’ve heard.

My cat just puked up a dead mouse on the couch upstairs, on the subject of kitties and gross... and then, shortly after, the other puked up some milk or something on the lawn right in front of me. Is this what spring entails?

Eh, if you say so... O_o Hope you’re right.

"

EWWWWWWW.... my cats do that too. O_o


HAHAHA!!! *laughing of what hapenned to your cats and your question* Well, i DO know thats not funny, but... Actually, yesterday D. Diego was about to piss on my bed again when, thank God, one of our demonic breeds with Kiesha arrived and gave him a lesson. They fought on my bed... And instead of pissing my bed, they filled it with blood. Yup, D. Diego got a major wound on his back. I’m sure he’ll learn not to mess with my bed again.

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Oh, but it is funny, when you’re not the one who has to clean it up... o_O

In my experience, though, blood is a bit harder to get out than urine... I’m just saying, that might not have been such a good trade off."

Agghhhh.... but i’m not the one who is going to clean it up, soo... i’m not worried about that. Anyways... i still prefer blood to urine. You see... i prefer blood’s smell. Urine is... NO COMMENTS.

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Of course. >.>

Well, naturally, they smell like what they are, I suppose... that’s what I like about washing machines, though... chuck everything in, doesn’t matter what it had on it, unless it’s caked cat hair, in which case it does matter because then it just gets spread out among everything...

Though a mattress is slightly harder to get smells out of."

Yup. Ughhh... fur everywere. O_o

Tell me about it!!! You have to take it out of your bed; wash it; dry it up on one side; turn it to dry it up on the other side and then put it on the bed. For me it’s a bit more annoying, because my bedroom is upstairs, so i have to carry it around. O_o

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "See, that’s why I generally keep the cat out of my room. (I say ’the cat’ because only one of them will even willingly go in there... >.> )

Oh dear. o_O"

Nichel, PREPARE TO DIE!!! You’ll pay for everything you’ve done to me!
What do you say? If i werent here you would be DEAD for now!
Nichel... YOU BETRAYD ME! YOU DESERVE TO DIE! Youre a BETRAYER! A heretic!
What do you say? Have you forgotten that i’m a demon? The blood that runs through rahahmy veins as already died... I’M EMPTY!!! It’s only dust inside... YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
STOP NICHEL! You aren’t a demon; you aren’t immortal; you aren’t an angel; YOU ARE NOTHING! Jus a thought on my head! You can get out of me! I can kill you! You WILL NOT MAKE ME MAKE HER SUFFER AGAIN!
HAHAHA!!! You are soo wrong... and i’m so sad to have to destroy such a sweet-faced guy... I’m so desapointed about you... i thought you could be stronger... but youre just another weak human that fails to love as everyone else!
And have you failed to love too? DID YOU?? C’mon, tell me! You only say tht because you’re envious of me because i am able to LOVE! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *disapears into the empty nothingness, wich is death in body and spirit*
Finally... i can go back to her. Love will not weak me.

O_o.... Don’t ask.

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Ah, but what is love?

Traidor... damn it, I can’t type accents anymore. Curses. I mean...


Is he okay?"

Well... thats a good question. And i guess hes ok. Well, you know what happened to Nichel. O_o

Yeah, but when i go downsairs usually i forgot to close the door. i leave it wide open. I also dont put that cat in my room; i only put Rera because i know she wont do something like that.

Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) replies: "Do I?

I tend to miss things. >.>

Ah... that would do it. You know, there’s a nice thing about living on/in a hill - one door downstairs, one up, both going to ground level. So at least that’s not an issue here...

Put peper on your floor, thought, that’d keep them out. o_O

Although then Rera wouldn’t be able to go in..."

Are you here? You’re not there any more. Maybe the Gron got you??