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"Josh and Shoj" by Raul Pina Vicente

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Item censored due to its Parental Rating level (#4 of 4), as set by the artist...

SciFi and Fantasy Art Josh and Shoj by Raul Pina Vicente

They're full-time movie critics, and damned good at it! Josh lives in the Hedious City Dump, beneath the first layer of rotting camel corpses, where the Dump Keeper's house is located. There, he dwells inside the cracked ceiling of the Keepers home. Shoj lives inside Josh, due to their siamese birth. The doctors in Hedious City Hospital found it amusing, since they couldn't separate them at birth, to stitch Shoj to the innards of his brother Josh. Shoj actually has to crap through his mouth when he or Josh pass solids, since he's sowed to Josh's ass hole from the inside. This consumes lots of body fluids, so Josh has to drag around a bottle of eye-serum, the most fabled nutrient found in The Scum Plains. But the self-applied needle usually misses the vein completely, as illustrated. Professionally speaking, these brothers usually have simmetrical opinions about the same movie, but they agree about everything else. They both like to drink rabid squirrel piss with dead flies on it, for example, while viewing The Star Wars in rewind. Their relation to Steve is pretty vage, but they do remember stealing his spinal cord twice and selling it to the Undergroud Gourmets, for pocket money. You can find them washing dishes at night as a hobby, on Mamma's Pounding, Mr.Dover's coffee shop. They don't speak much, but every year by Christmas Eve, at midnight, you can hear them say in a radio-host-like voice: 'Could you please pass the salt? This Santa's awfully raw!' They make good friends, though. And good friends are hard to find, particularly in a city dump.

Date	Name	Comment
2 Nov 2003	Stine Kjærbøll	Loading... This is some of the most strange thing I've ever seen!! Anything stranger would be in this gallery too...
16 Nov 2003	Damien Ivy Stonick	Loading... let's see just how random i can get with this comment..... you know, i had a bag of chips one time, that was cool. it told me to go and steal some bananas from the dude on the corner with a shotgun.... things didn't work out too well, we saw some tuna on his shoe... that didn't work out too well either. ah, but that's how the racoon splaters. hey, did you hear the one about tarot cards and poker, that's a pretty good trick. hmmm, blue pill, or brown pill, neither of them look very appetizing. perhaps it's because i'm a mongoose in wood tiling's clothing. it's just one of those days.... well, i think i've had enough inspired rambling, your picture is the cause of it all! HUZZIZZAH!
28 Jun 2004	Anonymous	Loading... Haaaaaa you should put these in clipart, bet ya they'll love it!

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'Josh and Shoj':

• Created by:

Raul Pina Vicente
• Copyright: ©Raul Pina Vicente. All rights reserved!

• Keywords: Brainless, Inside, Mutant, Serum, Two
• Categories: Extrateresstial, Alien Life Forms
• Techniques: Computer Painted from Scratch
• Submitted: 2003-10-09 13:57:19
• Views: 430
• Resolution: 700x655