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"Putterkampz" by Raul Pina Vicente
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  | If you look closely at this picture, you'll eventually spot Putterkampz. No, it is not the lizard-like creature with the pierced lip. Truly, Putterkampz is the cursing fly. He is the owner of that lizard-thing, and he's frequentely in a bad mood, for he has to walk the creature 133 times a day. This can be very disturbing to one's sanity... The 'creature' is called Smith(John Smith), but it can go from Stupid Freak On A Leash, to Yellow Puny-brained Multi-eyed Pony-tailed Walking Abortion Mutant Friend. Smith(John Smith) is often confused by it's own four-eyed vision, and it usually passes water on Putterkampz ming porcelain dishes, causing great distress in the house. However, Putterkampz needs this putrid companion to feed on his sweat, which forms on his muzzle. It tastes of athlete's foot, fried tomatoe and old rusty automobile carcasses. Smith(John Smith) is a quiet beast, and only lashes out in a killing spree when it listens to old swing classics on Putterkampz cd player. He's record holds at a 56326 bodycount. Don't let its opposing sets of legs fool you--it can run like hell both forward and backwards. He can't walk sideways though, so a good escaping technique would be running sideways like a deranged circus clown. And as Smith(John Smith) canīt eat something or someone with no eyes(it has to look to oneīs eyes before it eats), so another good way to avoid comsuption is to close your eyes until it's gone. He is very silent, nonetheless... |
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'Putterkampz':
• Created by:
Raul Pina Vicente• Copyright: ©Raul Pina Vicente. All rights reserved!
• Keywords: Beast, Cigar, Fly, Piercing, Swearing
• Categories: Extrateresstial, Alien Life Forms
• Techniques: Computer Painted from Scratch
• Submitted: 2003-10-09 13:59:21
• Views: 367
• Resolution: 700x620
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